Monday, September 23, 2024

No more gin

 

This is just a statement. I will be drinking no more gin from now on.

Why, do you ask?

Well, my last experience with gin was unfortunately a very poor one. Two nights ago, after downing one glass of Sipsmith gin on the rocks I felt completely smashed (feeling completely smashed was not the first time nor will it be the last it will happen), but never before had I ever done the liquor inventory while being drunk AND miscounted. So that suspicious evening, I forgot to spot the half full bottle of Glenfiddich 15 behind the Bunnahabhain, as well as forgetting the half full bottle of Auchentoshan Three Wood that I was keeping hidden on my windowsill. Which meant that when I mentioned the stock numbers to my best friend, I told him I had way less liquor than I actually had. You can imagine the horror when I woke up the next day and realized my mistake.

Lesson learned. From now on, for me no more gin!

2 comments:

No More Gin official account said...

Thank you for this sponsor post. We will send you the sum we agreed upon in Singapore dollar as you requested.

Sipsmith Gin official account said...

Our friends from No More Gin just notified us of this post. We would like to apologize for your bad experience drinking Sipsmith Gin. First of all though, we would like to urge you not to do anymore inventory while drinking Sipsmith Gin. It's just not recommended. Instead, we urge you to sit in your chair, listen to some music and relax. Second, we would also like to urge you not to down a full glass of Sipsmith gin in one go. It's also not recommended. Take small sips and you'll feel as strong as a smith! We will send you a new bottle if you forward us your address.