Bro game VI: Hug

Bro game VI immediately announces the end of the Bro game V competition. Only few bro's actually submitted their efforts, so the official referee had little trouble calculating who the winner is. The results will not be made public, but submitters can request their final score with the official referee.

Bro game VI is called 'hug'. The rules are simple and the best thing about it is that it is a non-competitive bro-game. Sort of. Somehow we already found a way to make it competitive. But you can totally play it as non-competitive game.

It is played as follows: you type '(hug)' in your bro's favorite instant messaging program. Most effect is created when using Skype, but this is not mandatory. Then you await your bro's response. If he responds with a new '(hug)' you have to decide whether you give him another '(hug)' or whether you type something else. You can't type nothing unless you're going offline. This cycle is repeated continuously.
In this game there is no need to contact the official referee since there is no score to be kept and no potential for conflict. So please don't bother the official referee with unnecessary e-mail. The official referee is already bothered enough.

Have fun playing and give your bro a big hug!

Making sacramental bread - Instructions

Hosts, a common name for sacramental bread, are often made by nuns as a means of supporting their religious communities. In the Latin Rite, unleavened bread is used as in the Jewish Passover or Feast of Unleavened Bread. The Byzantine Rite Eastern Catholic Churches (like the Eastern Orthodox Church) use leavened bread for Prosphora (the Greek word for Eucharistic altar bread). The Armenian Catholic Church (like the Armenian Apostolic Church), the Syro-Malabar Church and the Maronite Church have adopted the use of unleavened bread. Some traditions proscribe the use of spiced, flavored or sweetened hosts, while others allow it. However, both Eastern and Western traditions insist that the bread must be made from wheat. The Code of Canon Law, Canon 924 requires that the hosts be made from wheat flour and water only.

The General Instruction of the Roman Missal §321 recommends that "the eucharistic bread ... be made in such a way that the priest at Mass with a congregation is able in practice to break it into parts for distribution to at least some of the faithful. ... The action of the fraction or breaking of bread, which gave its name to the Eucharist in apostolic times, will bring out more clearly the force and importance of the sign of unity of all in the one bread, and of the sign of charity by the fact that the one bread is distributed among the brothers and sisters."

Mijn Poes!

Mijn Poes!

Mijn Poes!

The Bejeezus

I just noticed there's a huge picture of a b*b* on this blog. Luckily it's a picture of an ugly b*b*, but still, it has no right of being on this blog. What is the point of that picture? Was it planted just for the purpose of scaring the co-writer of this blog? Is there a secret code hidden in the picture? Why is it staring at me?
There should be no b*b**s on this blog. Just not a pretty sight to see these little not-yet-persons be posted. It is illegal imo.

Bonus Points

Hereby I claim one free Gold Bonus Point in Surprise.

Bro game V: Surprise

Bro game V is the first one in the series of bro games the other bro cannot know the existance of. Its intent is to suprise your bro completely by coming up with a totally new, non-agreed upon concept. The most interesting part about this game is that every concept can only be used once.
Examples are:
Sending your bro random messages,
Sending your bro's mom random messages,
Sending your bro's mom random sexy messages,
Coming up with a new bro game,
Etc.
Whether a random act can be filed under Bro game V will -in case of dispute- be settled by the official referee.
Most important is that the score of Bro game V will be kept (by the official referee), and that thus this game becomes a competitive creativity Bro game.
Bro game V is, unlike the other Bro games, not meant for amusement but for sheer competitiveness.

Start thinking!

Bro game IV: Draw!

Bro game IV. Why is Bro game IV awesome? Because you can play it with your Bro. Draw! is creative, challenging and crazy. It doesn't have to be kinky. Meet the official referee. The game is as simple as it is complicated. You will need a recent version of MSN Messenger for this. Click in the right bottom corner of your msg box on the pencil to get started. Create a story. With a plot. Not very creative? Not my problem. (Kabouter Wesleys always works whaddap) Click to enlarge.



And so it begins.

Bro game III: Find the connection

Bro game III is as simple as the previous Bro games. Bro games aren't tough. They're fun.
Find the connections goes as follows: you give your Bro some words and he has to find the right connection between them.
Disputes are settled by the official referee.

Who dat!

My girlfriend convinced me today to choose the Saints' side in the festivities going on tonight. This means I'll leave my beloved Colts for what they are and start cheering for the Louisiana boys to take the rings back home. I'm not sure how she convinced me, since I'm usually very hard to persuade. It might have had something to do with the fact the webcam was turned on during our Skype (R) call so I might have been a little distracted.
Anyway, I decided not to follow the SuperBowl tonight and just wait till tomorrow and watch the game after work, alone, maybe with some Jack to make me feel home. I'll have a picture of 'Oostmalle' next to me, and talk to it. Pretending doesn't mean you're going crazy; it means you care.

Bro game 2: The Naked Lady Game

The Naked Lady Game is a very basic Bro game that you can play in one of your top 5 bars. (Rule: In your Top 5 Bars List must be a bar where you can play The Naked Lady Game). All you need to play The Naked Lady Game succesfully is the right bar from your list, a little bit of money, and of course your Bro.

How to play:

(1) Enter the bar with your Bro and order a drink.
(2) Check the availability of the The Naked Lady Game Machine.
(3) If taken, sweep the The Naked Lady Game Machine Area and set up a safe parameter to play.
(4) Ask the bartender what the Machine likes to eat. (don't worry, this is common slang)
(5) Let the bartender answer that the Machine eats all coins, except for ginger ones. Also no bills please.
(6) Enter good amount of coins and select The Naked Lady Game on the touchscreen. (under ♀-sign)
(7) You are now ready to play.

The rules to the game are fairly simple.

(1) You and your Bro play together as a team. (Unlike Bro game 1)
(2) You have to try and find the five differences between the left picture and the right picture.
(3) It is allowed to get distracted. It is also allowed to pretend having found a difference on
a) The breasts of the woman
b) The woman's labia
in the early rounds and lose some time.
(4) Keep playing for as many rounds as you can.
(5) If time is running out and it's not looking like you're going to find all differences, one Bro is allowed to place his hand flat on the touchscreen in an ultimate attempt to find all remaining differences at once.
(6) Make up an abusive name to put on the High Score list. (If you somewhere see KUTJEBEF, you know Tiim Rafski played there)
(7) Disputes are settled by the official referee.

Have fun and start playing!