Cleaning up the internet: Someone has to do it

Now we've seen it all, we all know it. The internet is just loaded up with free naked girls, guys and astronauts. It's recently been proven that if you go to a random website on the net, it only takes you two clicks to get some porn on your screen. The time has come that Belgium creates a clean interweb, with no nudity, no kissing, no fucking, no gagging, no masturbations, no deepthroating, no whipping, no rimming, no jerking, no sucking, no hugging, no licking, no fingering, no nothing! Are you with me? Say yes to professionalism.

JOB NEEDED

HELLO IS THERE ANYONE WHO HAS A WEEKEND JOB FOR ME? I DESPERATELY NEED THE MONEY WILLING TO DO ANYTHING XCEPT KILLING ANIMALS

Where is Waldo?

Surely everybody knows this game. The intention is to find the cute guy pictured above. Click his picture to start the test. Make sure you keep track of the time you needed to find him and post it in the comments. Please don't spoil it for other visitors by giving away his location though.

Electroencephalography

The electrical activity of the brain can be described in spatial scales from the currents within a single dendritic spine to the relatively gross potentials that the EEG records from the scalp, much the same way that the economics can be studied from the level of a single individual's personal finances to the macro-economics of nations. Neurons, or nerve cells, are electrically active cells which are primarily responsible for carrying out the brain's functions. Neurons create action potentials, which are discrete electrical signals that travel down axons and cause the release of chemical neurotransmitters at the synapse, which is an area of near contact between two neurons. This neurotransmitter then fits into a receptor in the dendrite or body of the neuron that is on the other side of the synapse, the post-synaptic neuron. The neurotransmitter, when combined with the receptor, typically causes an electrical current within dendrite or body of the post-synaptic neuron. Thousands of post-synaptic currents from a single neuron's dendrites and body then sum up to cause the neuron to generate an action potential (or not). This neuron then synapses on other neurons, and so on.

EEG reflects correlated synaptic activity caused by post-synaptic potentials of cortical neurons. The ionic currents involved in the generation of fast action potentials may not contribute greatly to the averaged field potentials representing the EEG. More specifically, the scalp electrical potentials that produce EEG are generally thought to be caused by the extracellular ionic currents caused by dendritic electrical activity, whereas the fields producing magnetoencephalographic signals are associated with intracellular ionic currents.

The electric potentials generated by single neurons are far too small to be picked by EEG or MEG. EEG activity therefore always reflects the summation of the synchronous activity of thousands or millions of neurons that have similar spatial orientation, radial to the scalp. Currents that are tangential to the scalp are not picked up by the EEG. The EEG therefore benefits from the parallel, radial arrangement of apical dendrites in the cortex. Because voltage fields fall off with the fourth power of the radius, activity from deep sources is more difficult to detect than currents near the skull.

Scalp EEG activity shows oscillations at a variety of frequencies. Several of these oscillations have characteristic frequency ranges, spatial distributions and are associated with different states of brain functioning (e.g., waking and the various sleep stages). These oscillations represent synchronized activity over a network of neurons. The neuronal networks underlying some of these oscillations are understood (e.g., the thalamocortical resonance underlying sleep spindles), while many others are not (e.g., the system that generates the posterior basic rhythm).

Simon Says Series II

Simon says play air guitar for the full lenght of the video beneath. Put as much emotion in it as you possibly can. You get one practice round to make your performance perfect.

David Duchovny

We all know David Duchovny -whose name I will shorTen to Dick- from the X-files, one of the best shows that aired when the entire editorial board of this blog was still experiencing the magical gift of life called childhood. Lately he seems to have been pretty busy and Has a new show called Californication. I have had my share of awefull shows when I was younger (for Instance Xena the warrior princess) but it had been a while since I totally disliked a series I started following. Californication was one of those, and I gave up after two episodes of swinging Dicks and naked chicks. I don't feel like I need to motivate my dislike of the show, since nobody can make me. It just didn't quite do it for me. The show is supposed to be humorous, but the jokes were probably too Sophisticated for me to figure out.

That's the first part on how Dick's life looks these days. Now the most interesting part about his life starts in his past. You see, not everybody knows that Dick has been the personal lackey of king Albert In a previous life (before the X-files, that was; the young princess Astrid actually plays a minor part in one of the episodes of the sixty-seventh season). Because of his devotion to the king, he was recently rewarded a decoration and a prize from the federal government that consisted of over 3 billion Belgian euros. With this money he bought as many gunS as he could (and he can buy a lot cause he is American) and shipped them all to the port of Antwerp, for which the king gave his permission.

Then the unthinkable happened. David Dick took over power in Belgium with the help of a rebel group called 'vzw Ademloos' and from then on was the new king of Belgium. His first act as king was to go to parliament and ask why the state budget showed a deficit. While the parliament and highest government officials tried to explAin to him that the budget was a mess because they had just given him 3 billion Belgian euros, king Dick fell asleep. When the governor of the national bank kept whining about finance, king Dick ordered the decomposition of the government and parliament. Of course this had no legal value, until the parliament voluntarily signed the paper on which king Dick has written 'The parliament of Belgium is now decomposed'. Why they did this is not clear. Then king Dick reunited the country under his monarchy and had the judges of Supreme Court killed. At that point he had pretty much consolidated all power in Belgium in his position.

Then he went back to the States to shoot Californication, which is not the best Show he ever made, as discUssed above.

When he was done shooting for Californication for a while, he considered going back to Belgium, until he realized what a shitty country he thought it was. So he decided to go to the Netherlands, which he thought were much cooler. Once in Holland he took a job in a McDonalds in Amsterdam for a while, since he figured he was awesome at making burgers, being American and all. But the downside of Amsterdam is that everybody sooner or later gets addicted to drugs. For Dick (who was at the time no longer king, since Belgium as a country after his deParture to America had ceased to Exist and was taken over by Germany, upsetting the Brittish and French) it was sooneR. Though Dick had already proven to be quite cool, he could not quit cold turkey. So he went to rehab. Then he went back to America, to shoot the second season of Californication. This explains why the second season is worse than the first. The drug addiction.

After shooting the second Season (he had given up his drug habbit by then, and had made the switch to collecting matchbox cars) he rediscovered his love for Europe and hitchhiked his way there on a nuclear submarine from the US Navy. On the way there they killed baby sEals with their bare hands. Dick thought this was funny. That was somewhere in Alaska cause the sub Commander didn't feel like changing their initial route to drop off Dick in Europe. Dick fiRst fucked the whole crew, which he learned to do during training for the second season of Californication, and thEn killed them. Afterwards he single-handedly sailed the submarine, that he had painted pink, To Europe.

Once back in Europe, he found that the continent was in a state of war. The German occupation of Belgium had worsened the relations between the European countries and the EU had declared war at China, to set an example. This might not be very clear to people who are not familiar witH foreign policy. Too bad. Dick, who was by then made presIDent of the United States of Germany, walked all the way to China, without eating on the way. There he killed their emperor. Then he walked all the way back to Germany, which was taken over by France since president Dick had taken the German army with him to China, while not actually neeDing it to kill the emperor. So he left the German army somewhere in Russia, because they could not keep up. BaD idea you'd think, because he would need the army to defeat the French occupation, right? WEll, at the time he had once again lost his interest in politics, so when he got back to Germany he stole a nice Mercedes and drove to South Africa. There he Needed to stop because he ran out of land. So he was swimming to Antarctica when the makers of Californication called him back in to do his actual job, acting. He did not swim to the US because he was tired.

Footage of the third season of Californication I have not seen. That is because everybody who worked on the show Mysteriously died on the sixth of October 2009. In spitE of all rumourS, the Show had not yet aired at that time. What had been shown on TV and leaked on the internet was an AustraliAn copy of the show, in which actors had been forced to wear masks to look more like Dick, and speak proper EnGlish. This I found on the internet and has not beEn verified. What is for sure though, is that the whole crew of Californication got killed very mysteriouslY. One moment, they just all fell on the ground and were dead. At first, investigators thought some sort of ancient curse must have had its effect on the crew, but soon they found out that they had ALL been poisoned by VX gas, that Dick had been producing in the basement of the editing building.

That's the story of David Duchovny.

Belgian euros for dummies

Belgian euros are euros that have the head of our beloved king Albert II pictured on them. We all love our king, that is why he is on our coins. The fact that he is, means he is always close to us, which we love. That is why for Belgian people euros with Albert II on them are more valuable to us then foreign coins. There is no official exchange rate, though some coins with special Albert II artwork have alledgedly been sold for over two euros.

One for the team

Yes, we really think we are better than you

Yacht for sale

Hi there sailors!

Great news this week. Because of the international financial crisis, I am forced to sell my yacht. It will be auctioned in the comments section of this post.
I bought it from the US Navy and made some adjustments to fit my personal needs. The rumour even has it there is a fully equipped strip club inside.

So start the bidding children!

I rofld this

Not because I think the guy is funny ftr.
Watching it again kinda makes me sad.
Does this mean I'm emotionally unbalanced?

Deavey

Books

Something to think about!
Books are a man's best friend
because they make spreading our wisdom possible over the generations

A little bit of an obvious end to this series of posts

I have taken it and cannot feel my arm anymore. Doing fine for the rest. Typing this took me two minutes. For the pill to work only one. Good stuff. Gime. JAk Jek Jekae whers ma paint?

Zolpidem II

So with the translation this gives the following post that should have been post Zolpidem:

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Beginning of the post like Zolpidem should have been underneath second line of stars

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Zolpidem

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Beginning of the body of the post like Zolpidem should have been underneath fourth line of stars

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It appears there has already been a reply on my first message of the day about me being so stressed. After a lot of decoding I found out what the writer meant. It turns out he wanted me to take Zolpidem, which is a very dangerous and addictive drug to make me all sleepy and impotent. Quick poll in comments, who thinks I should take it? I have some material to base your decision on hereafter (sorry but it is written in Dutch cause I am still stressed out and cannot look further than the first link in google, I have to click it and copypaste).

New data have indicated that the well known sleeping pill Zolpidem might be more dangerous than initially thought. Reports have been made of users developing very strange habits after taking the pill. There is a case of a woman who, after taking the slaaping pill, was painting her front door in the middle of the night.

I think this seems very dangerous so should I take it?

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Translation

Okay, here a translation from the Dutch part of the post underneath, cause this is the English blog and I still didn't get any reactions on the QuickPoll so I'll just translate it no problemo.

New data have indicated that the well known sleeping pill Zolpidem might be more dangerous than initially thought. Reports have been made of users developing very strange habits after taking the pill. There is a case of a woman who, after taking the slaaping pill, was painting her front door in the middle of the night.

Zolpidem

It appears there has already been a reply on my first message of the day about me being so stressed. After a lot of decoding I found out what the writer meant. It turns out he wanted me to take Zolpidem, which is a very dangerous and addictive drug to make me all sleepy and impotent. Quick poll in comments, who thinks I should take it? I have some material to base your decision on hereafter (sorry but it is written in Dutch cause I am still stressed out and cannot look further than the first link in google, I have to click it and copypaste).

Nieuwe gegevens hebben het bekende slaapmedicijn Zolpidem in een compleet ander daglicht gezet. Sommige gebruikers ontwikkelen zeer bizarre gewoonten na gebruik. Er is zelfs een geval bekend van een vrouw die na het slikken van het slaapmiddel midden in de nacht haar voordeur van een nieuwe verflaag voorzag.

I think this seems very dangerous so should I take it?

Shots

I have taken a lot of shots of De Koninck lately. Might this have something to do with me being stressed? Anyone? Why is there no reaction to my previous post yet? Is anybody reading this? Plies.

Stressed out

Hi dearest blog visitors,

I am making this post because I am totally stressed out. Has anybody ideas for me to relax? Please comment asap as this is a very urgent matter. I might no longer be stressed tomorrow. Please include fish in your answer if possible to relate to it.

Tx,

Your Tim