Translating machine

Last, when I was trying to find a more easilyer way to translate my texts from Netherlands to English, I found an online translating machine that had to do something with fishes. I thought 'oh joepie' and 'now I don't need to go through such a hard time to translate my blog anymore'. But then, when I started the translation, Guido, with me, pulled a very weird face. Indeed, the translation made by the machine was very funny. Here, you have a random selection of the most funnyest things.

Necessary solitary from more easily it has been said once than done if it concerns a fish in a jumbo derrick eel.

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Certainly with its ball cap he is look at super-noble to, but always but just as because the ball cap floats and Guido swim too olijk to be able carry a cap.

and

He sits nowadays constant plantjes, exactly eat as if he does not find fish fodder enough nice.

I find this funny but also not, because I now keep on needing to make the translation myself. Guido thinks this well is funny, because he likes to see me make the translations from his fish tank. He is always happy when somebody is around him, but also I have not a lot of time anymore to stay around with Guido.

Christmas appeal

Also for the fishes it is Christmas. The Guido has a depressive christmas evening behind the back. Invite once a lonely person or fish is easelyer said then done when it goes over a fish in a fish tank. Few of the ones who pass, almost nobody actually. Guido is for this earth bowl a noble unknown. Sure with his bowlhat he is supernoble to look too, but always only for a moment because the bowlhat floats and Guido swims to olijk to be able to wear a hat. But good, when someone would want to invite Guido, let at easy know something, it will do him virtue. Guido thanks you.

Herbivore

What is that still with the Guido? The last time he is constantly eating up the little plants, precisely like he does not find the fish feed nice enough. I have already needed to go and take three new ones. Guido seems also to be super aged on the picture, but because fishes never live long in the fish tank the aging process goes quicker. He is well my recordfish. That he has done well.

Strange obstacle

Who can guess what the obstacle on the left of the picture is? a a muscle b an pacman or c the tale of the guido. And I must soon once more clean the fish tank because the sunk city is a little bit filty.

Guido's birthday

Today was the Guido's birthday. I have asked to the lady in the fish shop when the fish were born and she did not know, so she phonecalled to Japan, and they said they were born on the 5th of December. The lady in the fish shop was very nice to look this up for me. Guido's first birthday we have celebrated with fish feed, both of us. The cats did not like the fish food too much, so it seemed. But Guido seemed to have fun, his behavior did not differ a mutch from usual. Happy birthday Guido!

A new acquisition

Since today, a new acquisition is in the house. Karel is the new cat from my sister. Karel comes from an animal shelter and looks pretty hungry on the picture. I think however that he can find it good with Terpentine will. Together they watch often to Guido and Tony.

Terpentine is here busy with crackling a little owl. I give him extra much can feed with tuna in, so that he gets sick of eating fishes. As long as he sleeps he is not a danger.

Beware for Terpentine

Terpentine the cat likes to eat fishes, so it becomes careful for Guido. I think that Tony is well safe because he has his shell as a grotto to hide. I shall make sure that Terpentine does not grint my fishes till pulp.

Guido swims rather

Today I was at home and have counted the Guido his tours in the fish tank. It where there 534. That he does not get miteig.

Guido swims alone

Alain is died for the second time. This is not memorable news. So this is the Guido still alone as swimmer, because Tony can not swim. Hopefully the guido will find support with Tony, that still needs to accustom to his new environment, so it seems. Lot of movement is not there for the moment. End in Alain also not more so.

Tony the Hermit Crab

This is Tony. Tony is a hermit crab and lives in a shell. I have purchased him so that he can maintenance the tank. Tony is a Pagarus bernhardus and shines the good able to find with Guido, because if Guido wants to play with the Tony he crawls in his shell. Tony is not so sociable. If he had known Michel, he had have good shot up with him. I miss Michel.

Alain

Alain seems to have made a lot of progress today. I have sepearated him from the Guido, who was trying to play with Alain, but I saw that Alain did not like it to much, so I put him in the icecream box, so he could rest a little bit, so he could get better really soon. I think Alain is really happy now, and that he will go to sleep really quick, like me.

Alain has rebirth

This week something very strange has hapened in the fish tank. After I was sure that Alain was dead, I friday saw that actually Alain has become alive again. You can see this clearly in the video. I was just filming Guido and Frankie just before he died, and I saw that Alain began to breath again. This is strange because he was dead for almost a whole week already. So he suddenly he became to bread again and I was so surprised! I will keep you informed on the progress on Alain. The movie also shows Frankie in his last hours so. You couldn't see much bad on him that is why it is so strange.

Frankie does not move anymore

Yesterday Frankie has died at once. The one moment he was still swiming his daily tracks, the other moment his fish heart gave the chuck it in. The fish tank houses a great mistery, that I will solve so no more fish will have to let the life in it.
Like that, only one fish remains, the Guido.
Guido Guido Guido, the whole fish tank is there now for you alone, Guido Guido Guido, we'll come there together through. Goodnight Frankie.

Less feed

It is not so that Michel, Raf and Alain eat so much as Frankie and Guido, but yet I spare out a little more fish feed now. Myself I have tried it as well, but I did not like it so much. Too waste nothing I have spitted it in the fish tank. Frankie directly came to watch what was going on and took a sip. Then he went on with his route. Frankie also is a kind of a naughty fish, earlier this week he tried to sip from my drink, as you can see on the foto. Swim around good, Frankie, for as long as you still can.

Not Good

Alain comes to offer today, because he had starved. Very regretfull is that, because he delivered with his plaks a colorful sphere in the fish tank. I also liked to watch how Frankie punched Alain time on time. You can see that on the video. Another fish less.

No pictures

Because my laptop is to the sharks, I have no disposal over the countless pictures I have got from my beloved pet animals taken. But this is not bad, because it is not going to take superlong.
Something about Guido, that I have taken out of nonkel Rudys fish place in the backyard to donate him in my fish tank. Nonkel Rudy thinks the cat has run with it. Guido has it much better with me than nonkel Rudy, though I don't know for how much longer he is going to live, because also Alain seems to have the same symptoms as Raf. But good, Guido is good and can still live for ass long as I hope. Hip hip Guido! (and to Alain en Frankie, but them will be offered another time)

Air

Alain needs to go up at first to bite for air. I can always easily recognise him by his plaks.

Death case

After getting sick yesterday suddenly Raf has died at 23.12 hours. I was with him and have made it so easy as possible for him, he was a fighter. I like this foto because Raf his way seems to swim to the other side.

Sick

Since today it goes not good with Raf (right on the picture). I had to put him apart. I think he has had a lack of oxigen, because when i stood up this morning he was stuck between the little plant. Maybe the little chap had not longer enough force to swim himself free. For the moment Raf houses in an empty ice cream box. See if he will make it.

Guido

Here swims Guido with behind him the regretted Michel. Guido has clearly no idea of what is going to happen as a drama in a few days in the fish tank. I also did not expect Guido to show himself such a genius on the picture.