Cleaning Thanksgiving mess

Cleaning up a Thanksgiving mess is one of the most rewarding things there is if you're unemployed. While other people need to go to work the day after, you get to sleep late and when you finally do wake up, find that you do this in your natural environment. Mess, you see, is one of the few things an unemployed person feels really comfortable with. Not only does it remind him of the fact that he is still better than a leftover piece of pie, it also means he has something to do for the next four hours. This is why unemployed people start generating a mess around them, when in average life they might not be so keen on all the junk surrounding them. What is more, is that cleaning up a Thanksgiving mess is often a group thing to do. Since all unemployed people in a three mile radius gather to clean up each other's Thanksgiving mess together, this form of cleaning is an excellent way for unemployed people to meet other people in their situation -and preferably in an even worse one. Some people take a day off to clean after Thanksgiving or are on vacation already, but these people get less Thanksgiving Cleaning Respect Points (TCRP) from the Thanksgiving Cleaning Commission (TCC) since the Thanksgiving cleaning tradition has been created largely to help raise the self esteem of unemployed people. When Thanksgiving is on a Friday or Saturday no points are awarded and all people generally take care of their own mess. The interesting outcome of a recent study at the university of Dschang states that in these years unemployed people have 15% less success in their job search than in years when the Thanksgiving clean-up can be hanled by unemployed persons. I hope this post raises awareness on the matter of unemployed people and Thanksgiving clean-ups. The importance of the work should never be underestimated, so please book your next year's unemployed person in advance, to make his Thanksgiving worth saying thanks for.

For Frodo

A spectre is haunting Middle-earth: the spectre of the Fellowship.
All the Powers of old Middle-earth have entered into a holy alliance to
exorcise this spectre: Wizard and King, Saruman and Mordor,
French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as
the Fellowship by its opponents in power? Where is the Opposition
that has not hurled back the branding reproach of the Fellowship,
against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against
its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact.

I. The Fellowship is already acknowledged by all Middle-earth Powers
to be itself a Power.

II. It is high time that the Fellowship should openly, in the
face of the whole world, publish its views, its aims, its
tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of
the Fellowship with a Manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Fellows of various nationalities have
assembled in Rivendell, and sketched the following Manifesto, to be
published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish, Elvish and
Danish languages.

*PART MISSING UPLOAD ERROR*

belgium people in world and local politics

This is Yves Leterms. He is the new leader of Belgium. 800000 people cant be mistaken. Because he has not a real beard he has to use a dwarfbeard. There's an unhappy dwarf walking around in Belgium now. Watch out.

This is Herman Van Rompuys. He is the new president of Europe. He shaved his beard for his new job and pasted it on the side of his head to look decent with a bowlhat. He is a very wise white man and will surely turn europe into the leading force of the solar system.

This is jos ghysen, he looks a bit like herman van rompuys doesn't he

Love Händels

Who says older beauty isn't to be found anywhere but in musea, concert buildings and cultural centra all over the world anymore? Most Händles these days can be spotted in clubs, yes clubs for younger people! When the harpsichord starts to chant through the baffers, Händels arrive. Let's all try to really feel the Händels from now on and not just let the music do the work, but put some effort into it ourselves too.

Hammelkuntz is underrated

There's nothing like going out and doing a good Hammelkuntz. Some people may disagree, but what do they know? Hammelkuntz is always fun when you put your mind to it. Sometimes it's fucked up, but never ever is it boring. I wish someone gave me a free ticket for a Hammelkuntz all nighter. Maybe Hammelkuntz should be called a 'party' instead, but then again, it's not really a party. It's more a figure of speech. The best Hammelkuntz is Hammelkuntz when you've looked forward to it all day and then it's everything you expected it to be with a few surprises added you didn't even consider. The worst Hammelkuntz is when some guy and a bald chick are participating. Nobody really cares for that, except the bald chick, but bald chicks don't deserve much respect if all they do is being bald. I pity bald chicks who shaved their head just for Hammelkuntz. That's just not what Hammelkuntz is all about. Let's all try to do more Hammelkuntz, you and me, m'kay?

Partying is overrated

Parties aren't always fun. There are some really boring and fucked up parties out there. Some nights you wish you had never even left the house to go to this stupid thing a friend of yours had won free tickets for. Because he had won a writing contest. A story about Jean-Marie Pfaff, Robbe De Hert and a cat, if I recall it right. The truth is, that some parties don't deserve to be called that way. They should be called 'events' instead, a term that covers way more ground than party and is therefore more accurate, since an event is not always a party. An event can be a cultural thing for instance. It could also not be a cultural thing. The worst events however, are those who claim to be cultural, but turn out to be just the opposite. Some guy and a bald chick trying to sell their since long outdated ideas as fresh, only criticized by one, laughed at by another, and shown no respect whatsoever by the two persons who walked out. Respect is a word I don't particularly like, but they deserved it. Last night. I myself hate the political correct hype of granting everybody respect. In their face. Stab them in the back later. Nobody grants us any. Respect is not the most valuable thing in the world. Gold is, or maybe diamonds, I'm not an expert on valuable things, since I don't have any. Memories aren't valuable. Nor are emotions. They cannot be valued, and thus have no value. Simple as that. Just read the words, and interpret their meaning. People have worked so long to develop languages, that their efforts should not be questioned. The guy from the bald chick had written a 'graphic novel'. What's a graphic novel? Just a comic that isn't funny or exciting, or even slightly interesting to read. Art. Art for the elite, though actually for the masses. The masses that try to capture, try to understand. They do not. The elite does. And cries.

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." T.A. Edison

going to the movies peanutbutter smoothies

This is about movies that we didn't see entirely. Let's share experiences. Did you never finish Titanic because 7 hours of movie is just way too long to not fall asleep? Did you miss the end of The 6th Sense so you never understood the whole fuzz about that movie? Did you miss the opening scene from The Godfather, so you couldn't figure out why Bonasera played such an important part in this film? Do you sometimes decide to stop watching ten minutes before the actual end of the movie because it can't get any better? Which is your movie? I myself have never gotten to the end of Kylie Ireland & Elexis Monroe. Oh, and all Scary Movies because they just suck.

Watch out for this guy. He's gonna make it

The guy on the left is one of my best friends. He's a great actor and has a great future ahead of him. I also like his voice. It makes me feel calm and sleepy. Mmmmm. And if he gets something in his head, you can bet on it that he will get it. Any bets?