Monday, December 28, 2009

QQ brodha. Chili today yay or nay?

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

If you read this post



it means you scroll down every once in a while because I editted this just now. QQ - Quiz Question: Can you think of the right subtitle for this pic?

Saturday, December 19, 2009

All rise

for the pope. Leave comments on how you want us to photoshop the pope or whether you think it's ethical to photoshop the pope.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

For Frodo II


The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of race struggles.

Freeman and slave, Sauron and Gondor, Jedi and Sith lord, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending races.

In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of combining races. In ancient Middle-Earth we have only elves and dwarf; in the Middle Eras, men, hobbits, guild-masters, orks and other forces of dark; in almost all of these racees, again, subordinate gradations.

The modern human society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal society has not done away with race antagonisms. It has but established new races, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones.

Our epoch, the epoch of the humans, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified race antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great groups directly facing each other — Good and Evil.

From the serfs of the Middle Eras sprang the chartered burghers of the earliest towns. From these burgesses the first elements of the humans were developed.

The discovery of Nebulon, the rounding of the Cane, opened up fresh ground for the rising humans. The Eastern markets, the colonisation of Rohan, trade with the colonies, the increase in the means of exchange and in commodities generally, gave to commerce, to navigation, to industry, an impulse never before known, and thereby, to the revolutionary element in the tottering feudal society, a rapid development.

The feudal system of industry, in which industrial production was monopolised by closed guilds, now no longer sufficed for the growing wants of the new markets. The manufacturing system took its place. The guild-masters were pushed on one side by the manufacturing middle race; division of labour between the different corporate guilds vanished in the face of division of labour in each single workshop.

Meantime the threats kept ever growing, the power of the dark side ever rising. Even manufacturer no longer sufficed. Thereupon, steam and machinery revolutionised Uruk-Hai production. The place of manufacture was taken by the giant, the wizard Saruman; the place of the industrial middle race by industrial millionaires, the leaders of the whole industrial armies, the modern human.

Modern industry has established the Middle-Earth trade market, for which the discovery of Nebulon paved the way. This market has given an immense development to commerce, to navigation, to communication by land. This development has, in its turn, reacted on the extension of industry; and in proportion as industry, commerce, navigation, horse tracks extended, in the same proportion the humans developed, increased its capital, and pushed into the background every race handed down from the Middle Eras.

We see, therefore, how the modern humans is itself the product of a long course of development, of a series of revolutions in the modes of production and of exchange.

Each step in the development of the humans was accompanied by a corresponding political advance of that race. An oppressed race under the sway of the feudal nobility, an armed and self-governing association in the medieval commune: here independent urban republic; there taxable “third estate” of the monarchy; afterwards, in the period of manufacturing proper, serving either the semi-feudal or the absolute monarchy as a counterpoise against the nobility, and, in fact, cornerstone of the great monarchies in general, the humans has at last, since the establishment of the Modern Era and of the Middle-Earth Stock Exchange, conquered for itself, in the modern representative State, exclusive political sway. The executive of the modern state is but a committee for managing the common affairs of the whole humans.

The humans, historically, have played a most revolutionary part.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Very Special Christmas Post

ok here's the thing. If you happen to know where some of the antwerp christmas trees are located, leave a msg in the comment section. Even better would be to download this antwerp map below and point out all the christmas trees hideout spots on the map. I've got a few on already. If you do, upload on imageshack and give the link in comments. For no special reason. Peace for everyone.


i'm keeping this short cuz i have work 2 do

Monday, November 30, 2009

Cleaning Thanksgiving mess


Cleaning up a Thanksgiving mess is one of the most rewarding things there is if you're unemployed. While other people need to go to work the day after, you get to sleep late and when you finally do wake up, find that you do this in your natural environment. Mess, you see, is one of the few things an unemployed person feels really comfortable with. Not only does it remind him of the fact that he is still better than a leftover piece of pie, it also means he has something to do for the next four hours. This is why unemployed people start generating a mess around them, when in average life they might not be so keen on all the junk surrounding them. What is more, is that cleaning up a Thanksgiving mess is often a group thing to do. Since all unemployed people in a three mile radius gather to clean up each other's Thanksgiving mess together, this form of cleaning is an excellent way for unemployed people to meet other people in their situation -and preferably in an even worse one. Some people take a day off to clean after Thanksgiving or are on vacation already, but these people get less Thanksgiving Cleaning Respect Points (TCRP) from the Thanksgiving Cleaning Commission (TCC) since the Thanksgiving cleaning tradition has been created largely to help raise the self esteem of unemployed people. When Thanksgiving is on a Friday or Saturday no points are awarded and all people generally take care of their own mess. The interesting outcome of a recent study at the university of Dschang states that in these years unemployed people have 15% less success in their job search than in years when the Thanksgiving clean-up can be hanled by unemployed persons. I hope this post raises awareness on the matter of unemployed people and Thanksgiving clean-ups. The importance of the work should never be underestimated, so please book your next year's unemployed person in advance, to make his Thanksgiving worth saying thanks for.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

For Frodo


A spectre is haunting Middle-earth: the spectre of the Fellowship.
All the Powers of old Middle-earth have entered into a holy alliance to
exorcise this spectre: Wizard and King, Saruman and Mordor,
French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as
the Fellowship by its opponents in power? Where is the Opposition
that has not hurled back the branding reproach of the Fellowship,
against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against
its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact.

I. The Fellowship is already acknowledged by all Middle-earth Powers
to be itself a Power.

II. It is high time that the Fellowship should openly, in the
face of the whole world, publish its views, its aims, its
tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of
the Fellowship with a Manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Fellows of various nationalities have
assembled in Rivendell, and sketched the following Manifesto, to be
published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish, Elvish and
Danish languages.

*PART MISSING UPLOAD ERROR*

Thursday, November 26, 2009

belgium people in world and local politics

This is Yves Leterms. He is the new leader of Belgium. 800000 people cant be mistaken. Because he has not a real beard he has to use a dwarfbeard. There's an unhappy dwarf walking around in Belgium now. Watch out.

This is Herman Van Rompuys. He is the new president of Europe. He shaved his beard for his new job and pasted it on the side of his head to look decent with a bowlhat. He is a very wise white man and will surely turn europe into the leading force of the solar system.


This is jos ghysen, he looks a bit like herman van rompuys doesn't he



Sunday, November 15, 2009

Love Händels

Who says older beauty isn't to be found anywhere but in musea, concert buildings and cultural centra all over the world anymore? Most Händles these days can be spotted in clubs, yes clubs for younger people! When the harpsichord starts to chant through the baffers, Händels arrive. Let's all try to really feel the Händels from now on and not just let the music do the work, but put some effort into it ourselves too.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Hammelkuntz is underrated

There's nothing like going out and doing a good Hammelkuntz. Some people may disagree, but what do they know? Hammelkuntz is always fun when you put your mind to it. Sometimes it's fucked up, but never ever is it boring. I wish someone gave me a free ticket for a Hammelkuntz all nighter. Maybe Hammelkuntz should be called a 'party' instead, but then again, it's not really a party. It's more a figure of speech. The best Hammelkuntz is Hammelkuntz when you've looked forward to it all day and then it's everything you expected it to be with a few surprises added you didn't even consider. The worst Hammelkuntz is when some guy and a bald chick are participating. Nobody really cares for that, except the bald chick, but bald chicks don't deserve much respect if all they do is being bald. I pity bald chicks who shaved their head just for Hammelkuntz. That's just not what Hammelkuntz is all about. Let's all try to do more Hammelkuntz, you and me, m'kay?

Friday, November 6, 2009

Partying is overrated


Parties aren't always fun. There are some really boring and fucked up parties out there. Some nights you wish you had never even left the house to go to this stupid thing a friend of yours had won free tickets for. Because he had won a writing contest. A story about Jean-Marie Pfaff, Robbe De Hert and a cat, if I recall it right. The truth is, that some parties don't deserve to be called that way. They should be called 'events' instead, a term that covers way more ground than party and is therefore more accurate, since an event is not always a party. An event can be a cultural thing for instance. It could also not be a cultural thing. The worst events however, are those who claim to be cultural, but turn out to be just the opposite. Some guy and a bald chick trying to sell their since long outdated ideas as fresh, only criticized by one, laughed at by another, and shown no respect whatsoever by the two persons who walked out. Respect is a word I don't particularly like, but they deserved it. Last night. I myself hate the political correct hype of granting everybody respect. In their face. Stab them in the back later. Nobody grants us any. Respect is not the most valuable thing in the world. Gold is, or maybe diamonds, I'm not an expert on valuable things, since I don't have any. Memories aren't valuable. Nor are emotions. They cannot be valued, and thus have no value. Simple as that. Just read the words, and interpret their meaning. People have worked so long to develop languages, that their efforts should not be questioned. The guy from the bald chick had written a 'graphic novel'. What's a graphic novel? Just a comic that isn't funny or exciting, or even slightly interesting to read. Art. Art for the elite, though actually for the masses. The masses that try to capture, try to understand. They do not. The elite does. And cries.

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." T.A. Edison

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

going to the movies peanutbutter smoothies

This is about movies that we didn't see entirely. Let's share experiences. Did you never finish Titanic because 7 hours of movie is just way too long to not fall asleep? Did you miss the end of The 6th Sense so you never understood the whole fuzz about that movie? Did you miss the opening scene from The Godfather, so you couldn't figure out why Bonasera played such an important part in this film? Do you sometimes decide to stop watching ten minutes before the actual end of the movie because it can't get any better? Which is your movie? I myself have never gotten to the end of Kylie Ireland & Elexis Monroe. Oh, and all Scary Movies because they just suck.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Watch out for this guy. He's gonna make it


The guy on the left is one of my best friends. He's a great actor and has a great future ahead of him. I also like his voice. It makes me feel calm and sleepy. Mmmmm. And if he gets something in his head, you can bet on it that he will get it. Any bets?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Cleaning up the internet: Someone has to do it


Now we've seen it all, we all know it. The internet is just loaded up with free naked girls, guys and astronauts. It's recently been proven that if you go to a random website on the net, it only takes you two clicks to get some porn on your screen. The time has come that Belgium creates a clean interweb, with no nudity, no kissing, no fucking, no gagging, no masturbations, no deepthroating, no whipping, no rimming, no jerking, no sucking, no hugging, no licking, no fingering, no nothing! Are you with me? Say yes to professionalism.

Monday, October 26, 2009

JOB NEEDED

HELLO IS THERE ANYONE WHO HAS A WEEKEND JOB FOR ME? I DESPERATELY NEED THE MONEY WILLING TO DO ANYTHING XCEPT KILLING ANIMALS

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Where is Waldo?


Surely everybody knows this game. The intention is to find the cute guy pictured above. Click his picture to start the test. Make sure you keep track of the time you needed to find him and post it in the comments. Please don't spoil it for other visitors by giving away his location though.

Electroencephalography


The electrical activity of the brain can be described in spatial scales from the currents within a single dendritic spine to the relatively gross potentials that the EEG records from the scalp, much the same way that the economics can be studied from the level of a single individual's personal finances to the macro-economics of nations. Neurons, or nerve cells, are electrically active cells which are primarily responsible for carrying out the brain's functions. Neurons create action potentials, which are discrete electrical signals that travel down axons and cause the release of chemical neurotransmitters at the synapse, which is an area of near contact between two neurons. This neurotransmitter then fits into a receptor in the dendrite or body of the neuron that is on the other side of the synapse, the post-synaptic neuron. The neurotransmitter, when combined with the receptor, typically causes an electrical current within dendrite or body of the post-synaptic neuron. Thousands of post-synaptic currents from a single neuron's dendrites and body then sum up to cause the neuron to generate an action potential (or not). This neuron then synapses on other neurons, and so on.

EEG reflects correlated synaptic activity caused by post-synaptic potentials of cortical neurons. The ionic currents involved in the generation of fast action potentials may not contribute greatly to the averaged field potentials representing the EEG. More specifically, the scalp electrical potentials that produce EEG are generally thought to be caused by the extracellular ionic currents caused by dendritic electrical activity, whereas the fields producing magnetoencephalographic signals are associated with intracellular ionic currents.

The electric potentials generated by single neurons are far too small to be picked by EEG or MEG. EEG activity therefore always reflects the summation of the synchronous activity of thousands or millions of neurons that have similar spatial orientation, radial to the scalp. Currents that are tangential to the scalp are not picked up by the EEG. The EEG therefore benefits from the parallel, radial arrangement of apical dendrites in the cortex. Because voltage fields fall off with the fourth power of the radius, activity from deep sources is more difficult to detect than currents near the skull.

Scalp EEG activity shows oscillations at a variety of frequencies. Several of these oscillations have characteristic frequency ranges, spatial distributions and are associated with different states of brain functioning (e.g., waking and the various sleep stages). These oscillations represent synchronized activity over a network of neurons. The neuronal networks underlying some of these oscillations are understood (e.g., the thalamocortical resonance underlying sleep spindles), while many others are not (e.g., the system that generates the posterior basic rhythm).

Friday, October 16, 2009

Simon Says Series II


Simon says play air guitar for the full lenght of the video beneath. Put as much emotion in it as you possibly can. You get one practice round to make your performance perfect.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

David Duchovny


We all know David Duchovny -whose name I will shorTen to Dick- from the X-files, one of the best shows that aired when the entire editorial board of this blog was still experiencing the magical gift of life called childhood. Lately he seems to have been pretty busy and Has a new show called Californication. I have had my share of awefull shows when I was younger (for Instance Xena the warrior princess) but it had been a while since I totally disliked a series I started following. Californication was one of those, and I gave up after two episodes of swinging Dicks and naked chicks. I don't feel like I need to motivate my dislike of the show, since nobody can make me. It just didn't quite do it for me. The show is supposed to be humorous, but the jokes were probably too Sophisticated for me to figure out.

That's the first part on how Dick's life looks these days. Now the most interesting part about his life starts in his past. You see, not everybody knows that Dick has been the personal lackey of king Albert In a previous life (before the X-files, that was; the young princess Astrid actually plays a minor part in one of the episodes of the sixty-seventh season). Because of his devotion to the king, he was recently rewarded a decoration and a prize from the federal government that consisted of over 3 billion Belgian euros. With this money he bought as many gunS as he could (and he can buy a lot cause he is American) and shipped them all to the port of Antwerp, for which the king gave his permission.

Then the unthinkable happened. David Dick took over power in Belgium with the help of a rebel group called 'vzw Ademloos' and from then on was the new king of Belgium. His first act as king was to go to parliament and ask why the state budget showed a deficit. While the parliament and highest government officials tried to explAin to him that the budget was a mess because they had just given him 3 billion Belgian euros, king Dick fell asleep. When the governor of the national bank kept whining about finance, king Dick ordered the decomposition of the government and parliament. Of course this had no legal value, until the parliament voluntarily signed the paper on which king Dick has written 'The parliament of Belgium is now decomposed'. Why they did this is not clear. Then king Dick reunited the country under his monarchy and had the judges of Supreme Court killed. At that point he had pretty much consolidated all power in Belgium in his position.

Then he went back to the States to shoot Californication, which is not the best Show he ever made, as discUssed above.

When he was done shooting for Californication for a while, he considered going back to Belgium, until he realized what a shitty country he thought it was. So he decided to go to the Netherlands, which he thought were much cooler. Once in Holland he took a job in a McDonalds in Amsterdam for a while, since he figured he was awesome at making burgers, being American and all. But the downside of Amsterdam is that everybody sooner or later gets addicted to drugs. For Dick (who was at the time no longer king, since Belgium as a country after his deParture to America had ceased to Exist and was taken over by Germany, upsetting the Brittish and French) it was sooneR. Though Dick had already proven to be quite cool, he could not quit cold turkey. So he went to rehab. Then he went back to America, to shoot the second season of Californication. This explains why the second season is worse than the first. The drug addiction.

After shooting the second Season (he had given up his drug habbit by then, and had made the switch to collecting matchbox cars) he rediscovered his love for Europe and hitchhiked his way there on a nuclear submarine from the US Navy. On the way there they killed baby sEals with their bare hands. Dick thought this was funny. That was somewhere in Alaska cause the sub Commander didn't feel like changing their initial route to drop off Dick in Europe. Dick fiRst fucked the whole crew, which he learned to do during training for the second season of Californication, and thEn killed them. Afterwards he single-handedly sailed the submarine, that he had painted pink, To Europe.

Once back in Europe, he found that the continent was in a state of war. The German occupation of Belgium had worsened the relations between the European countries and the EU had declared war at China, to set an example. This might not be very clear to people who are not familiar witH foreign policy. Too bad. Dick, who was by then made presIDent of the United States of Germany, walked all the way to China, without eating on the way. There he killed their emperor. Then he walked all the way back to Germany, which was taken over by France since president Dick had taken the German army with him to China, while not actually neeDing it to kill the emperor. So he left the German army somewhere in Russia, because they could not keep up. BaD idea you'd think, because he would need the army to defeat the French occupation, right? WEll, at the time he had once again lost his interest in politics, so when he got back to Germany he stole a nice Mercedes and drove to South Africa. There he Needed to stop because he ran out of land. So he was swimming to Antarctica when the makers of Californication called him back in to do his actual job, acting. He did not swim to the US because he was tired.

Footage of the third season of Californication I have not seen. That is because everybody who worked on the show Mysteriously died on the sixth of October 2009. In spitE of all rumourS, the Show had not yet aired at that time. What had been shown on TV and leaked on the internet was an AustraliAn copy of the show, in which actors had been forced to wear masks to look more like Dick, and speak proper EnGlish. This I found on the internet and has not beEn verified. What is for sure though, is that the whole crew of Californication got killed very mysteriouslY. One moment, they just all fell on the ground and were dead. At first, investigators thought some sort of ancient curse must have had its effect on the crew, but soon they found out that they had ALL been poisoned by VX gas, that Dick had been producing in the basement of the editing building.

That's the story of David Duchovny.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Belgian euros for dummies


Belgian euros are euros that have the head of our beloved king Albert II pictured on them. We all love our king, that is why he is on our coins. The fact that he is, means he is always close to us, which we love. That is why for Belgian people euros with Albert II on them are more valuable to us then foreign coins. There is no official exchange rate, though some coins with special Albert II artwork have alledgedly been sold for over two euros.

One for the team

Yes, we really think we are better than you

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Yacht for sale


Hi there sailors!

Great news this week. Because of the international financial crisis, I am forced to sell my yacht. It will be auctioned in the comments section of this post.
I bought it from the US Navy and made some adjustments to fit my personal needs. The rumour even has it there is a fully equipped strip club inside.

So start the bidding children!

Friday, October 9, 2009

I rofld this



Not because I think the guy is funny ftr.
Watching it again kinda makes me sad.
Does this mean I'm emotionally unbalanced?

Deavey

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Books


Something to think about!
Books are a man's best friend
because they make spreading our wisdom possible over the generations

Monday, October 5, 2009

A little bit of an obvious end to this series of posts

I have taken it and cannot feel my arm anymore. Doing fine for the rest. Typing this took me two minutes. For the pill to work only one. Good stuff. Gime. JAk Jek Jekae whers ma paint?

Zolpidem II

So with the translation this gives the following post that should have been post Zolpidem:

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Beginning of the post like Zolpidem should have been underneath second line of stars

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Zolpidem

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Beginning of the body of the post like Zolpidem should have been underneath fourth line of stars

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It appears there has already been a reply on my first message of the day about me being so stressed. After a lot of decoding I found out what the writer meant. It turns out he wanted me to take Zolpidem, which is a very dangerous and addictive drug to make me all sleepy and impotent. Quick poll in comments, who thinks I should take it? I have some material to base your decision on hereafter (sorry but it is written in Dutch cause I am still stressed out and cannot look further than the first link in google, I have to click it and copypaste).

New data have indicated that the well known sleeping pill Zolpidem might be more dangerous than initially thought. Reports have been made of users developing very strange habits after taking the pill. There is a case of a woman who, after taking the slaaping pill, was painting her front door in the middle of the night.


I think this seems very dangerous so should I take it?

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Pic underneath

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Translation

Okay, here a translation from the Dutch part of the post underneath, cause this is the English blog and I still didn't get any reactions on the QuickPoll so I'll just translate it no problemo.

New data have indicated that the well known sleeping pill Zolpidem might be more dangerous than initially thought. Reports have been made of users developing very strange habits after taking the pill. There is a case of a woman who, after taking the slaaping pill, was painting her front door in the middle of the night.

Zolpidem

It appears there has already been a reply on my first message of the day about me being so stressed. After a lot of decoding I found out what the writer meant. It turns out he wanted me to take Zolpidem, which is a very dangerous and addictive drug to make me all sleepy and impotent. Quick poll in comments, who thinks I should take it? I have some material to base your decision on hereafter (sorry but it is written in Dutch cause I am still stressed out and cannot look further than the first link in google, I have to click it and copypaste).

Nieuwe gegevens hebben het bekende slaapmedicijn Zolpidem in een compleet ander daglicht gezet. Sommige gebruikers ontwikkelen zeer bizarre gewoonten na gebruik. Er is zelfs een geval bekend van een vrouw die na het slikken van het slaapmiddel midden in de nacht haar voordeur van een nieuwe verflaag voorzag.


I think this seems very dangerous so should I take it?

Shots


I have taken a lot of shots of De Koninck lately. Might this have something to do with me being stressed? Anyone? Why is there no reaction to my previous post yet? Is anybody reading this? Plies.

Stressed out


Hi dearest blog visitors,

I am making this post because I am totally stressed out. Has anybody ideas for me to relax? Please comment asap as this is a very urgent matter. I might no longer be stressed tomorrow. Please include fish in your answer if possible to relate to it.

Tx,

Your Tim

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Epic thread

click to enlarge. just like a penis

Rambo

Friday, September 18, 2009

eee

Friday, August 28, 2009

Advertising Series: Papa Murphy's

This blog needs to make a living, so we're doing ads from now. Mail me if you're interested in advertising on this page. Papa Murphys sure did and now he's getting a boat load of customers. You're welcome Murph

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Trains Series

This is the TSP-train, with IR110-connection that travels in South-Belgium, to evacuate Flemish citizens back home when the farmers down there start revolting again because they think they don't get enough money from us for the milk and broccoli they're selling. And then the Flemish army has to come and beat a few innocent Southerns down, so they have to stay in bed for five weeks, so all they can do is sleep, eat broccoli and make more babies with their fat but sexy wives, so the Flemish people don't have to worry that there won't be enough Southern slaves anymore to provide us from vegetables and shit. So this is the train.

Upside Down Series


˙ɹıɐɥɔ ɐ ƃuıɹq os ˙sɹıɐɥɔ ɥƃnouǝ ǝɹǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɟı pǝʇıʌuı ǝq ןןɐ pןnoʍ noʎ puɐ ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ ʎʇɹɐd ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ǝƃnɥ ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ

Chemistry Series: Quaternary ammonium cation


This is the structural diagram of Quaternary ammonium cation. Any or all of the R groups may be the same or different alkyl groups (ea methyl is an alkyl). Also, any of the R groups may be connected.

Slang Series, Back to 1920

Baby - sweetheart. Also denotes something of high value or respect.
Cash or check? - Do you kiss now or later?
Cat's Meow - Something splendid or stylish; similar to bee's knees; The best or greatest, wonderful.
Flat Tire - A dull witted, insipid, disappointing date. Same as pill, pickle, drag, rag, oilcan
Flapper - A stylish, brash, hedonistic young woman with short skirts & shorter hair

Simon Says Series

Everyone knows the Simon Says game. It will be a game on this blog from now on.
- When there's a picture of a Simon posted on this blog with a 'Simon says'-assignment on it, you have to do it.
- When there's a picture of a not-a-Simon posted with a 'Simon says'-assignment, you can't do it. If you do it, you're out of the game.
- When there's a picture of a Simon posted without a 'Simon says'-assignment on it, you also can't do it. If you get fooled and do it, you're out of the game.
I'll write the true/false Simon statement in the comment section each time, so always do (or don't do) the assignment first before you go take a look in the comments.

Alright, here goes:

Simon says take the same pose as Simon in the pic and stare at your computer screen for one minute. No typing, no talking.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Timon & Pumba

Wow! They really exist!

Antwerp Series: Bengal Fire

This is an older picture from Tribune 2 in Bosuilstadion, Deurne, from footballclub Royal Antwerp FC, the oldest club in the country. Back then it was still allowed to show off with the Bengal fireworks. These days, if you get caught, you get fined for what must be 5,000 euro's and you get a stadium ban. Too bad because it really looks amazing and it certainly adds up to the 'Hell of Deurne-Noord". They should make sure people are safe, and then light it on with supervision. More people would come see the football, I'm sure, and that's what it's all about.

Right now Antwerp is leading against the camels of Lierse in an away match. Hungarian Tibor Tisza scored his very first goal in the Antwerpjersey in his very first match for Antwerp after 15 minutes.

updates erased, let's just remember Tisza scored a beautiful goal. Stupid draw.

Murphy's Law Series: Finding Murphs

Meet Murphy 'Murph' Dunne from the great band Murph and the Magictones. He's one of the Murphy's Law victims, being named after the famous Edward Aloysius Murphy, Jr, the creator of Murphy's Law. Six friendly, but worried moms in Coopertown, Tennessee became impressed by the saying that "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong", and decided to name their first born sons Murph, to jinx the saying. This is One Murph. There are five more to find for me.

Fortune Cookie Series


True happiness makes us wise.

Skating Series: Gaps

A gap is something you jump over on your skateboard. It could be anything. Traditionally, it refers to actual gaps or stairs.

This right here is the famous Carlsbad Gap. Many famous skaters have used this gras gap, which is as long as the 11 step stair set right next to it. Believe me, this is tricky and slippery. I'll spare you from any further details.

The point is to gather all pictures of famous spots. The point is to educate.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Google Series: Americans

Let's take a look at the americans. They sure seem worried about their passports and visa



Astrology Series: Tarot Reading

You were hoping for things to happen in your emotional life? Well, this could be your day, dear Oostmallezoekt! With the combination of the dynamism with which the Chariot inspires you, and the opportunities offered by the Wheel of Fortune, you will be spoilt for choice… Stimulating encounters, new relationships, passionate exchanges with your significant other, you’ll be surrounded by love and warmth all day today! At work, you’ll find that things develop very nicely for you. The Wheel of Fortune will bring a few surprises and good news, and you can rely on the benign influence of Justice which will help you to take things in your stride, and not get overwhelmed. All that’s going to be very positive, because the combination of these two cards gives you a balance between chance and efficiency. This is the ideal moment to seize a wonderful opportunity that will help you to ameliorate your financial position.

Celebration Series: Neolithic Revolution


Today, it is exactly 12,009 years ago that the Neolithic Revolution took place. People stopped hunting and being nomads, instead switching to agriculture and settlement at once. Wow, what a day!

Animal Series: Bear Spotters II


One Bear spotted.
Total Bear score: 3

Emotions Series: Are you lonesome tonight?

You're not alone. Just keep living your life and try to find that special somebody to share those intimate moments with. The horizon, a tear, a kiss, music. Those can all create intense emotions. Even bad emotions can make you feel like you're alive lol

Monday, August 24, 2009

Make a wish for me


right now!

Pastry Series: Cheese Danish

This is called a Cheese Danish. Vanilla, cheese, egg, sugar are just a few of the many ingredients in this amazing piece of cookery. Great for breakfast!

Ball Series: Different Balls

This will be a new series about balls because there are so many different balls. This is an anti-stress ball. It's very useful when you can't keep still when you're supposed to. You take the soft ball (it's pretty small) in your hand and squeeze it to get rid of some stress. That's the official story. Truth is that it's mostly used as a toy, an advertising gadget or a relationship gift. Do you readers own a stress ball, would you like to, and would you give your bf/gf a stress ball? Yes, yes and yes.

Art Series


I don't know much about art, but sometimes i think it's pretty. The atmoshpere created in this painting by Vincent Van Gogh struck me. Terrasse du café le soir.