Watch out with alcohol

Is this really so hard or was he already drunks? Lal, i love entensity so much, u can really see where the beer has rushed to his head. I won't drink beer for half a year for this. I swear.

Marry, SHAG, Cliff questjoon. JAKE REPLIES

I'd marry Sam because he's the most successful, shag Amir because he's really clean and throw Pat just cause he's too nice to stay mad at me.

It means Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes!

LEAVE IT TO THE PORNSTARS

Porn moves you should never use Part II: Deep Throat

Porn actors like to get their entire penises as far down the throats of their costars as they possibly can. The trend gained popularity with the '60s classic Deep Throat. In that stellar piece of porn history the main female character discovered that her clitoris was at the back of her throat, making her a medical anomaly and the most enthusiastic fellatio performer in the world. Unfortunately, nonfictional women's clitorises are where they should be, so deep-throating is not high on the list of things they love to do. If a deep-throat blow job is what you’re after, you must talk this over with your girl first. Shoving your d*ck unexpectedly down her throat will result in gagging and possibly a mess to clean up if she has a weak gag reflex. Porn starts often gag their partners on purpose, but it’s safe to say that doing that to most real women would get you cut off from any further pleasuring.

Porn moves you should never use Part III: Dick Slap

Male porn stars seem to have a compulsive need to slap their members against things. One possible explanation for the porn actor grabbing his shaft and banging it against a woman’s butt, breasts or face is that it helps him stay hard; essentially, acting as his own "fluffer" during the scene. Perhaps it could also be a method of degrading his partner by slapping her in the face with his powerful man member. No matter the reasoning behind it, this is a porn move you should never use in real life -- at least not without due warning and the right partner. If you’re having trouble staying hard, give yourself a few strokes with your hand or, better yet, ask her to help you out with her mouth.

Dwarf request

Attention everybody. There's something about this little fella and no, it isn't his huge boner in his babytrousers. That's right, he's a St Patricks midget. Make him take a gentleman's bow for you, where he takes off his hat as he bends over and then spit on his bald skull and he'll tell you where he has hidden his bowl with golden coins.

LEAVE IT TO THE PORN STARS

Porn moves you should never use Part I: The Piledriver

The Piledriver is a sexual position named after a wrestling move, which should be your first clue that it a position best left to porn stars. The Piledriver is performed by the woman dropping herself headfirst off the edge of the bed/couch, then supporting herself on the ground on her neck and shoulders, with her feet up in the air. The man then stands over her and, pointing his penis down, enters her. This position cannot in any way, shape or form, be remotely comfortable for the woman and it’s probably not the best for you either. Not many men have penises that naturally bend that way, and one wrong thrust could result in some serious pain in a very sensitive area.

The axe measures only 10 inches

Would u be scared if you met this little fella on the streets or would u feed him spinach so he will become a real person?