Webbrowser - Stinson Deluxe

I downloaded this addon and it's so cool. (click to enlarge and find out)

Martin Luther Day

Somebody wished me a happy Martin Luther Day today. I wasn't very surprised that the person who told me this wasn't a Jew. After all Martin Luther wanted Jew's homes to be destroyed, their synagogues burned, their gold taken away, and their children to act like herrings. (last one's a rumour). Yes, he may have been a theologist, yes, he may have had a dream, but can we really use these two meaningful declarative proposals to neglect all the Jew-hating propaganda he's been spreading around in Europe? The American people had absolutely no idea what was going on back here in Europe, because there wasn't any telephones, internet and newspapers being shared yet, and the few sailors who dared to cross the ocean either got attacked by pirates, or if they managed to arrive, nobody understood them because they spoke FRENCH!! Hhahahaaha, that's so clever. Who believes these priests these days? To track down the origin of his anti-Jew-philosophy we have to travel all the way to a small town called Prague, Nebraska. This is where Martin Luther got stranded after some french sailors took him overseas for the first trip (of four in total).



He was only 14 at that time and totally got laid by the only jewish lady in the entire town, her name was Jugde Judy, and she got the happy lil fella arrested right after the deed, charging him with dishonoring an old ladies body, which got him convicted for a total sentence of five years in the Joliet. Four months later, Little Luther appealed and won the trial after he proved Judge Judy did indeed get an orgasm during the intercourse, after which Judge Judy got all over the newspaper and got her own TV-show, while Luther got out of the joint and flew back to Europe, with a big hatred against Jews. Can we blame him for this? Yes, we can! But truth to be told, there was only one Jew in Prague at that time, while these days, after Jews heard about the very special American Dream Judge Judy had lived, which had turned her into a millionaire and had given her enormous powers over the American people, the Jew ladies started moving to this place (what they called The Promised Slumps) getting laid hundreds of special little white boys, getting Prague cramped up with Jews since they got shitloads of kids and raised them as Jews too. See where I'm going with this? Luther on his second trip to Prague frenched his sailors before stepping aland and finding dozens of Jewish ladies trying to hook up with him because he had made this all possible for them. Luther, being a man, couldn't resist his urges, went home with another Jewey, got arrested, convicted, appealed, got out, back to Europe, hatred growing .... Then he got smart and never returned to Prague. It just didn't live up to his expectations. One night he really got a bad dream. When he told his mom about it she secretly recorded it, sold it to the radio station, it got aired all over the world except Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa, got famous and got a big breakthrough in the USA, where everyone welcomed him as a fellow citizen, as their country had ran out of Zolpifish, the sleeping powder they used, and they all wanted to hear about his dream, since they didn't have any dreams themselves anymore. And that's why Martin Luther Day is celebrated among the American people and in Prague, but not so much in Europe because he never came back after his fourth and final trip at the age of 22.

Happy Martin Luther Day

source: wikipedia

Bro game 1: Sniper

Sniper is a very basic Bro game you can play over the internet. All you need to play sniper successfully is the Hitman avatar that we uploaded with this post, your favorite chat program or discussion forum that allows you to upload this picture, and of course your Bro.

How to play:

(1) Log on to your favorite chat server with the nickname 'Sniper'.
(2) Change your avater to the official sniper avater.
(3) Trace your Bro.
(4) Deliver your Bro the (private) message 'Pang'.
(5) Your Bro is now dead and has to log off.
(6) Add one kill to your score.

The rules to the game are fairly simple.

(1) Only play sniper with your Bro's.
(2) You can only play sniper with one Bro at a time. It is illegal to assassinate multiple Bro's in one session.
(3) You can only kill your Bro when he is online. If you try to shoot him when he is offline it's a ricochet. Don't add any points to your score.
(4) Only the official setup (nickname and avatar) make a valid kill.
(5) Don't make fake profiles for your Bro to even the score. Sniper is a gentleman's game.
(6) Disputes are settled by the official referee.

Have fun and start playing!