Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Tim's Trail of Trees: The Real Tim

So you entered the hidden gateway, with or without sucking dick. You can comfort yourself by knowing you did everything possible to find the real Tim. There's one gate you need to unlock. Unfortunately you don't know the code. Fortunately there's a little piece of paper that gives you a few clues about the code.

The last number of the code is the second number from the year Eddy Merckx won his last Ronde van Vlaanderen.
The first number is the number of how many boats real Tim has bought in his life so far.
The other numbers you can find in the profile of real Tim. You should know who he is by now.

**BOOMMMSEXPLOSIONS**

Finally I can go get my Raf-account back.