Steven Seagull?

Steven Seagal likes fish. Is his real name Steven Seagull?

Tim His Fish In Antwerpen Fish Of The Year Beauty Pageant 2011

You're such a beautiful fish

Floppin' on the summer sand 

We have started organising the Tim His Fish In Antwerpen Fish Of The Year Beauty Pageant 2011. Pageants come with rules. Rules and judges. So here are the judges:

Side judge 1: Tim
Side judge 2: Raf
Head judge (Oh yes!): David Galle

Oh yes, he will be joining us. David Galle knows a lot about fish. We will try to keep him from either mocking your fish or bringing up any jokes, but we can't guarantee anything!

Rules

How will we judge the fish?
We mark 1-10 in the following categories:

- Orangeness of the fish
- Weight of the fish and how he pulls it off
- Character of the fish
- Tail of the fish
- Smile of the fish
- Swim of the fish
- How much the fish looks like Guido, Michel or Alain

So please, let us know about your fish, so it can win the Tim His Fish In Antwerpen Fish Of The Year Beauty Pageant 2011, the most important fish beauty pageant of the year!

Soon more information.

Place your reactions in the comments section.

Fish Charity

The last blog post was supposed to become really funny, as I had planned a follow-up blog post to mock myself, but somehow it never lifted off. Very unfortunate.
In all seriousness, this blog has gotten so silly over the years, and Google knows it because we just signed another one year blog deal with Google. And yes, it will be about fish again! Finally I hear you say, which is true, but our David Galle bashing really helped our country. Nobody's talking about David Galle anymore. The last three months he didn't get on tv for one single minute. It's so nice to know this blog really has an impact on society. So let this be another start. When all other people finish their blogs and plan to start over only after the year has passed, we already start all over on december 27. According to my calculations, this should give us a week headstart on the rest of the field. Of course, we will be working this one week for free.

Which day of the week do fish hate?
Fry-Day.
hehe hehehe hehehe

If anyone knows people with fish, let us know for the Tim His Fish In Antwerpen Fish Of The Year Beauty Pageant. We're planning on taking lots of fish photos.

61

Only sixty-one days left till the new year, so today's special will be about this number. Sixty-one is the eighteenth prime number. Since eighteen is the age most people consider children to leave their childhood behind and enter the world of adulthood we can devote this post about the number sixty-one to ageing. After all when you're sixty-one you're also old. So far for my infallible reasoning. Hereafter the story of age.


A clear distinction has to be made between a person's age and his mental state. Whereas some people never seem to grow up and always continue to cherish the little child inside them, others grow old before their age. The natural freedom fighter I am, I wonder if we can ever classify people by their age with an easy conscience. I find that age is a sensitive subject to address, whomever you may find yourself in a conversation with - friend or stranger, boss or (God forbid) spouse. The reason behind this is that there is no person whose mental growth evolves in the same pace as his body's. Therefore people do not identify themselves with their actual age and rather with their conceptual age. I dare to even state that people hardly ever think about their actual age, apart from birthdays and (unpleasant) encounters with people who bring the subject forth. It is the notion of one's conceptual age that truly defines him. As such the term 'age' in conceptual age is a totally alien concept. Preferably we'd be talking about someone's self-image, or 'idea' which I prefer to call it.

Qu'est-ce qu'un adulte? Un enfant gonflé d'âge.
Simone de Beauvoir

Does one's idea mean we should neglect his age, or should we try to add it to the equation?

NAAAJNTIENAAAJNNN

 Hi everyone! This is Raf blogging again. I may have gotten myself caught in the moment a little yesterday, making promises that are hard to keep, so today I am going to write a blog post about breaking promises. Well, I was, until I found out there is already much coverage on this subject on the internet. I found this very useful 5 step program to break a promise. It really helped me change the mindset I was originally writing this blog post with and turn it into a very positive thing. Let's take a read.

Step 1: Before Breaking A Promise, Always Say Something Positive

Step 2: When Breaking A Promise, Try To Make Yourself Sound Like A Victim

Step 3: When Breaking A Promise, Immediately Make Additional Promises That Are Not Really Promises At All

 Step 4: When Breaking A Promise, Never Lock Yourself Into The Next Promise

 Step 5: Assure Everyone That Breaking Your Promise Was The Right Thing To Do

Ok, so. Plus two. Ouch, someone hurt my arm. I may be buying every blog reader a Lamborghini, yes I think I just might. But don't expect me to really buy a Lamborghini for you all! Everything is okay now, just another great decision on my behalf.

This was a valuable blog post lesson on not doing things literally.

HAPPY HUNDRED!!

Only hundred days left till the end of the year! This is freakin' awesome! Every day from now on will there be a new countdown blog post! See you tomorrow for #99!

The Bro Code: Honoring Ludo

This should have been posted a while ago, but due to our grief we never found the right words. You are looking at Ludo Boenders, who has been the library man for as long as I live. You see him standing there in the picture, smiling to himself, remembering an infamous quote Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. Well, he's not wondering anymore. He left town to travel to heaven. We truely miss him. When doing shots, we're always doing one in his name. This is not a bro game. It's a bro ritual.

We can only wish our belly will grow the same way over the years, symmetrically round, carrying with us the words we read throughout our lives.

Bro game IX: Dingeske

The new game in the bro game series is 'dingeske'. Whenever your bro says 'ding' you start coughing really hard and your bro will follow. You do this as to not allow your bro to be embarrassed in public for forgetting the topic you were talking about or a stupid thing he said. Both bros will keep coughing until the subject changes. If you're not sure your cough is appropriate for this game, please send a cough sample to the judge.

Tinekes Dildoooooooooooolololololbutt

FOL. WE are disappointed. In you! Extremely disappointed. :'( I don't think anyone has ever been as disappointed in anyone as we are now disappointed in you. What a sad, sad, sad, sad, sad behavior. What is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you? We hate you. What where you thinking? Why don't you just fuck off, get assraped by a donkey midget, and drop dead. Because I would love to see you on all fours, bent over for such a lil donkey midget, screaming and moaning about how you love taking his lil dick in that bubble butt of yours. Suck our hairy balls, and while you're at it, suck our sweaty armpits too.

Bro game VIII: Second Bropinion

When times are hard, when you are questioning your own judgement, when you don't trust your doctor for a hundred percent, when you find yourself in doubt about an upcoming decision ... just play Bro game VIII! It's called Second Bropinion for a reason. Just contact your Bro and tell him "Second Bropinion", after which contacted Bro is forced to hear your story and give you his much needed advice. Is this a game, you might ask. Isn't life a game?
Bro's form excellent teams, unlike this man. You can contact him if you want though. After all, he is the judge.