Bro game IV: Draw!

Bro game IV. Why is Bro game IV awesome? Because you can play it with your Bro. Draw! is creative, challenging and crazy. It doesn't have to be kinky. Meet the official referee. The game is as simple as it is complicated. You will need a recent version of MSN Messenger for this. Click in the right bottom corner of your msg box on the pencil to get started. Create a story. With a plot. Not very creative? Not my problem. (Kabouter Wesleys always works whaddap) Click to enlarge.



And so it begins.

Bro game III: Find the connection

Bro game III is as simple as the previous Bro games. Bro games aren't tough. They're fun.
Find the connections goes as follows: you give your Bro some words and he has to find the right connection between them.
Disputes are settled by the official referee.

Bro game 2: The Naked Lady Game

The Naked Lady Game is a very basic Bro game that you can play in one of your top 5 bars. (Rule: In your Top 5 Bars List must be a bar where you can play The Naked Lady Game). All you need to play The Naked Lady Game succesfully is the right bar from your list, a little bit of money, and of course your Bro.

How to play:

(1) Enter the bar with your Bro and order a drink.
(2) Check the availability of the The Naked Lady Game Machine.
(3) If taken, sweep the The Naked Lady Game Machine Area and set up a safe parameter to play.
(4) Ask the bartender what the Machine likes to eat. (don't worry, this is common slang)
(5) Let the bartender answer that the Machine eats all coins, except for ginger ones. Also no bills please.
(6) Enter good amount of coins and select The Naked Lady Game on the touchscreen. (under ♀-sign)
(7) You are now ready to play.

The rules to the game are fairly simple.

(1) You and your Bro play together as a team. (Unlike Bro game 1)
(2) You have to try and find the five differences between the left picture and the right picture.
(3) It is allowed to get distracted. It is also allowed to pretend having found a difference on
a) The breasts of the woman
b) The woman's labia
in the early rounds and lose some time.
(4) Keep playing for as many rounds as you can.
(5) If time is running out and it's not looking like you're going to find all differences, one Bro is allowed to place his hand flat on the touchscreen in an ultimate attempt to find all remaining differences at once.
(6) Make up an abusive name to put on the High Score list. (If you somewhere see KUTJEBEF, you know Tiim Rafski played there)
(7) Disputes are settled by the official referee.

Have fun and start playing!

Webbrowser - Stinson Deluxe

I downloaded this addon and it's so cool. (click to enlarge and find out)

Bro game 1: Sniper

Sniper is a very basic Bro game you can play over the internet. All you need to play sniper successfully is the Hitman avatar that we uploaded with this post, your favorite chat program or discussion forum that allows you to upload this picture, and of course your Bro.

How to play:

(1) Log on to your favorite chat server with the nickname 'Sniper'.
(2) Change your avater to the official sniper avater.
(3) Trace your Bro.
(4) Deliver your Bro the (private) message 'Pang'.
(5) Your Bro is now dead and has to log off.
(6) Add one kill to your score.

The rules to the game are fairly simple.

(1) Only play sniper with your Bro's.
(2) You can only play sniper with one Bro at a time. It is illegal to assassinate multiple Bro's in one session.
(3) You can only kill your Bro when he is online. If you try to shoot him when he is offline it's a ricochet. Don't add any points to your score.
(4) Only the official setup (nickname and avatar) make a valid kill.
(5) Don't make fake profiles for your Bro to even the score. Sniper is a gentleman's game.
(6) Disputes are settled by the official referee.

Have fun and start playing!

QQ brodha. Chili today yay or nay?

If you read this post

it means you scroll down every once in a while because I editted this just now. QQ - Quiz Question: Can you think of the right subtitle for this pic?

All rise

for the pope. Leave comments on how you want us to photoshop the pope or whether you think it's ethical to photoshop the pope.

For Frodo II

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of race struggles.

Freeman and slave, Sauron and Gondor, Jedi and Sith lord, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending races.

In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of combining races. In ancient Middle-Earth we have only elves and dwarf; in the Middle Eras, men, hobbits, guild-masters, orks and other forces of dark; in almost all of these racees, again, subordinate gradations.

The modern human society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal society has not done away with race antagonisms. It has but established new races, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones.

Our epoch, the epoch of the humans, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified race antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great groups directly facing each other — Good and Evil.

From the serfs of the Middle Eras sprang the chartered burghers of the earliest towns. From these burgesses the first elements of the humans were developed.

The discovery of Nebulon, the rounding of the Cane, opened up fresh ground for the rising humans. The Eastern markets, the colonisation of Rohan, trade with the colonies, the increase in the means of exchange and in commodities generally, gave to commerce, to navigation, to industry, an impulse never before known, and thereby, to the revolutionary element in the tottering feudal society, a rapid development.

The feudal system of industry, in which industrial production was monopolised by closed guilds, now no longer sufficed for the growing wants of the new markets. The manufacturing system took its place. The guild-masters were pushed on one side by the manufacturing middle race; division of labour between the different corporate guilds vanished in the face of division of labour in each single workshop.

Meantime the threats kept ever growing, the power of the dark side ever rising. Even manufacturer no longer sufficed. Thereupon, steam and machinery revolutionised Uruk-Hai production. The place of manufacture was taken by the giant, the wizard Saruman; the place of the industrial middle race by industrial millionaires, the leaders of the whole industrial armies, the modern human.

Modern industry has established the Middle-Earth trade market, for which the discovery of Nebulon paved the way. This market has given an immense development to commerce, to navigation, to communication by land. This development has, in its turn, reacted on the extension of industry; and in proportion as industry, commerce, navigation, horse tracks extended, in the same proportion the humans developed, increased its capital, and pushed into the background every race handed down from the Middle Eras.

We see, therefore, how the modern humans is itself the product of a long course of development, of a series of revolutions in the modes of production and of exchange.

Each step in the development of the humans was accompanied by a corresponding political advance of that race. An oppressed race under the sway of the feudal nobility, an armed and self-governing association in the medieval commune: here independent urban republic; there taxable “third estate” of the monarchy; afterwards, in the period of manufacturing proper, serving either the semi-feudal or the absolute monarchy as a counterpoise against the nobility, and, in fact, cornerstone of the great monarchies in general, the humans has at last, since the establishment of the Modern Era and of the Middle-Earth Stock Exchange, conquered for itself, in the modern representative State, exclusive political sway. The executive of the modern state is but a committee for managing the common affairs of the whole humans.

The humans, historically, have played a most revolutionary part.

Very Special Christmas Post

ok here's the thing. If you happen to know where some of the antwerp christmas trees are located, leave a msg in the comment section. Even better would be to download this antwerp map below and point out all the christmas trees hideout spots on the map. I've got a few on already. If you do, upload on imageshack and give the link in comments. For no special reason. Peace for everyone.


i'm keeping this short cuz i have work 2 do