cool trick

Make a fist with your left hand.

Put your thumb inside your fist and squeeze tightly.

Take your finger on your right hand and stick it as far down your throat as possible.

You have now realised you have no gag reflex.

Boekelo

Boekelo is a tiny village responsible for ruining a lot of jokes. Here is a picture taken from a hot air balloon

help i wanna search for gorlofs

Such a weird googol I'm gettin, what's wrong with my puter?

Dude, who are you talking to?

Lucky me

You put me out of my vakske

I thought it was just english in this blog. I predict a convincing 1-1 for Standard.

one month already (officially - unofficially a lot more)

Today is exactly one month without drinking any beers with alcohols in them (and without any Al Kee Hols too). Let's have a drink on that! oh no wait ...

Watch out with alcohol

Is this really so hard or was he already drunks? Lal, i love entensity so much, u can really see where the beer has rushed to his head. I won't drink beer for half a year for this. I swear.

Marry, SHAG, Cliff questjoon. JAKE REPLIES

I'd marry Sam because he's the most successful, shag Amir because he's really clean and throw Pat just cause he's too nice to stay mad at me.

It means Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes!

LEAVE IT TO THE PORNSTARS

Porn moves you should never use Part II: Deep Throat

Porn actors like to get their entire penises as far down the throats of their costars as they possibly can. The trend gained popularity with the '60s classic Deep Throat. In that stellar piece of porn history the main female character discovered that her clitoris was at the back of her throat, making her a medical anomaly and the most enthusiastic fellatio performer in the world. Unfortunately, nonfictional women's clitorises are where they should be, so deep-throating is not high on the list of things they love to do. If a deep-throat blow job is what you’re after, you must talk this over with your girl first. Shoving your d*ck unexpectedly down her throat will result in gagging and possibly a mess to clean up if she has a weak gag reflex. Porn starts often gag their partners on purpose, but it’s safe to say that doing that to most real women would get you cut off from any further pleasuring.

Porn moves you should never use Part III: Dick Slap

Male porn stars seem to have a compulsive need to slap their members against things. One possible explanation for the porn actor grabbing his shaft and banging it against a woman’s butt, breasts or face is that it helps him stay hard; essentially, acting as his own "fluffer" during the scene. Perhaps it could also be a method of degrading his partner by slapping her in the face with his powerful man member. No matter the reasoning behind it, this is a porn move you should never use in real life -- at least not without due warning and the right partner. If you’re having trouble staying hard, give yourself a few strokes with your hand or, better yet, ask her to help you out with her mouth.