Dwarf request

Attention everybody. There's something about this little fella and no, it isn't his huge boner in his babytrousers. That's right, he's a St Patricks midget. Make him take a gentleman's bow for you, where he takes off his hat as he bends over and then spit on his bald skull and he'll tell you where he has hidden his bowl with golden coins.

LEAVE IT TO THE PORN STARS

Porn moves you should never use Part I: The Piledriver

The Piledriver is a sexual position named after a wrestling move, which should be your first clue that it a position best left to porn stars. The Piledriver is performed by the woman dropping herself headfirst off the edge of the bed/couch, then supporting herself on the ground on her neck and shoulders, with her feet up in the air. The man then stands over her and, pointing his penis down, enters her. This position cannot in any way, shape or form, be remotely comfortable for the woman and it’s probably not the best for you either. Not many men have penises that naturally bend that way, and one wrong thrust could result in some serious pain in a very sensitive area.

The axe measures only 10 inches

Would u be scared if you met this little fella on the streets or would u feed him spinach so he will become a real person?

Jordan Prentice

I've seen a movie yesterday that had a midget in it. The movie was pretty good, mostly because of the midget, a certain Jordan Prentice. He played a midget (they are rarely starred to play anything else really) who didn't want to be called midget. He preferred the term 'dwarf'. Maybe we should consider that?

Midgit Wrestler Lord Littlebrook

In March 1966 a midgit who went by the name of Eric Tovey claimed the world title after a well earned vicotry in where he used one of his signature moves, The Giant Swing, to make his opponent to go to sleep like a little baby. With his 4'4" and 108 lbs, this amazing wrestling midgit gets the nickname Lord Littlebrook, because he always wears little brooks otherwise he would stumble down. But of course it wouldn't hurt as much as a normal person stumbling down because midgits are closer to the floor. Hereby we will rethink his victory, exactly 43 years ago. And let this be the first step to get midgits back into fashion. It would be great if us people wore midgits as items on our clothes.

Another midgit

Can the owner of this midget please come and get him in the woods from the Formers Centre. You can see him on the picture here where he still has his tight leather pants on. He's being a pain in the ass. If you are scured of him when you sees him, then tell him to go hump someone elses leg in the plants.

Strange green thingie in midgets cave

I want to point out something very strange that i found when i found the midgets cave after looking around in the woods where the pope wasn't shitting. The fatso family were all out hunting so i could go in and out unharmed and when i was in unharmed i took this picture of this strange green object. it's so funny, because you can never guess what it is.... or can you?
click on it if you want a closeup

Stupid midget. Kicked him outta the housauce. No biggie

Hey people, what has all happened here everyone? I go on holidayz for two weeks and when I get home I find a fatso midget sitting in my chair, typing grose messages on my hacked account. When I saw it i got angry and then I kicked him outta my housauce, but not before i shaved his head bald. You can see it on the pic up here that I took after the shaving. With this things will be back to normal and we can continue to post messages about the sexy fish again.

I greet you

Midgits always win! And so will I!

Whahaha, you stupid assholes, you're fukcing with the wrong midgit. Becuase that's not my wirfe, that's my mother and she's like 70 years old!
Watch the votings, it has more yesses than nows so you have to give into my demoands, you stupid wankers, you didn't realise i could vote for myself too! Whahaaha, if you don't give into my demends im gonna delete one of the fishingpösts every day. Then well see how much is left of yer stupid fishingblög!

you stupid big white bull, you fuckt my mother, im gonna rub my midgitdick over all yer fish and furniter

Daevey the midgit

Poll results

Ockay Deavey, I think we have got ourselves a problem. The audience clearly doesn't agree to either of two visions, so I allow myself the right to decide. We hereby declare war to you, Deavey! Try your best, you won't be able to get all the fishes of this blog!