Jordan Prentice

I've seen a movie yesterday that had a midget in it. The movie was pretty good, mostly because of the midget, a certain Jordan Prentice. He played a midget (they are rarely starred to play anything else really) who didn't want to be called midget. He preferred the term 'dwarf'. Maybe we should consider that?

Midgit Wrestler Lord Littlebrook

In March 1966 a midgit who went by the name of Eric Tovey claimed the world title after a well earned vicotry in where he used one of his signature moves, The Giant Swing, to make his opponent to go to sleep like a little baby. With his 4'4" and 108 lbs, this amazing wrestling midgit gets the nickname Lord Littlebrook, because he always wears little brooks otherwise he would stumble down. But of course it wouldn't hurt as much as a normal person stumbling down because midgits are closer to the floor. Hereby we will rethink his victory, exactly 43 years ago. And let this be the first step to get midgits back into fashion. It would be great if us people wore midgits as items on our clothes.

Another midgit

Can the owner of this midget please come and get him in the woods from the Formers Centre. You can see him on the picture here where he still has his tight leather pants on. He's being a pain in the ass. If you are scured of him when you sees him, then tell him to go hump someone elses leg in the plants.

Strange green thingie in midgets cave

I want to point out something very strange that i found when i found the midgets cave after looking around in the woods where the pope wasn't shitting. The fatso family were all out hunting so i could go in and out unharmed and when i was in unharmed i took this picture of this strange green object. it's so funny, because you can never guess what it is.... or can you?
click on it if you want a closeup

Stupid midget. Kicked him outta the housauce. No biggie

Hey people, what has all happened here everyone? I go on holidayz for two weeks and when I get home I find a fatso midget sitting in my chair, typing grose messages on my hacked account. When I saw it i got angry and then I kicked him outta my housauce, but not before i shaved his head bald. You can see it on the pic up here that I took after the shaving. With this things will be back to normal and we can continue to post messages about the sexy fish again.

I greet you

Midgits always win! And so will I!

Whahaha, you stupid assholes, you're fukcing with the wrong midgit. Becuase that's not my wirfe, that's my mother and she's like 70 years old!
Watch the votings, it has more yesses than nows so you have to give into my demoands, you stupid wankers, you didn't realise i could vote for myself too! Whahaaha, if you don't give into my demends im gonna delete one of the fishingpösts every day. Then well see how much is left of yer stupid fishingblög!

you stupid big white bull, you fuckt my mother, im gonna rub my midgitdick over all yer fish and furniter

Daevey the midgit

Poll results

Ockay Deavey, I think we have got ourselves a problem. The audience clearly doesn't agree to either of two visions, so I allow myself the right to decide. We hereby declare war to you, Deavey! Try your best, you won't be able to get all the fishes of this blog!

I'm hijacking this gbol

Alrajt. I see you put up the white fläg for me to surrender yourselfs. This is my demands:
- I want you to post what a great midgit i am on this blög
- I want you to kill every fish in your fightingtänk
- I want you to find me a blond honnie to ride
- I want to be the star of this blög and you post lots of messages about the benefits of midgits
- I want a fish so i can eat it up

if my demands are not met, then this blög will remain hijacked, this is my desiszon

Daevey the midgit

We dicussed it and want to know your demands, Deavay the Hijacking Luck

Alright, we discussed it and want to know your demands, Daevey.

I'm hijacking this bgol

I'm Daevey and i'm a midgit hoes taking over this fishingblög. no more fishing picsaus without my permiszon! is thet understoot?

Daevey the midgit