Thursday, September 23, 2010

NAAAJNTIENAAAJNNN


 Hi everyone! This is Raf blogging again. I may have gotten myself caught in the moment a little yesterday, making promises that are hard to keep, so today I am going to write a blog post about breaking promises. Well, I was, until I found out there is already much coverage on this subject on the internet. I found this very useful 5 step program to break a promise. It really helped me change the mindset I was originally writing this blog post with and turn it into a very positive thing. Let's take a read.

Step 1: Before Breaking A Promise, Always Say Something Positive

Step 2: When Breaking A Promise, Try To Make Yourself Sound Like A Victim

Step 3: When Breaking A Promise, Immediately Make Additional Promises That Are Not Really Promises At All

 Step 4: When Breaking A Promise, Never Lock Yourself Into The Next Promise

 Step 5: Assure Everyone That Breaking Your Promise Was The Right Thing To Do

Ok, so. Plus two. Ouch, someone hurt my arm. I may be buying every blog reader a Lamborghini, yes I think I just might. But don't expect me to really buy a Lamborghini for you all! Everything is okay now, just another great decision on my behalf.

This was a valuable blog post lesson on not doing things literally.

2 comments:

Translator/Interpreter said...

I think it's stupid that this year you only have 29 posts as opposed to the 107 blog posts from last year!

Sorry for the bad english, but this is translated by google translator.
Although ... Really poorly translated in my opinion, no. It is still with us! (Het valt nog goed mee!)

Okay, that last sentence has just totally screwed up.

Raf said...

This is true, but don't let it fool you. Last year we had the epic posting week and also some fish came back alive, this year no fish, no epicness, so 29 is a good number, and we have yet to reach the end of the year.