Thursday, March 4, 2010

Spring Time


Everybody! Spring has arrived in the jolly country of Belgium, which means we can all go out hunting unicorns again. Just a few things you'll need to start Spring.

Coughing medicine: Winter is leaving but it won't be leaving smooth! Or how would you like it if you were attending a fun party and suddenly you get asked to leave because some girl named April just arrived, telling everyone she thinks it's time for you to go, just because you look way too cool for her and it's making her uncomfortable? (which is like not a reason to ever leave a fun party. [While it is a reason to leave a dull party]) Wouldn't you stick your tongue into her throat and donate all your germs? I would. Get some of the following ingredients. Dextromethorphan, Turpentine Oil, Camphor, Menthol, Guafenisen, Brompheniramine, Saliva, Antihistamine, Bourbon, Phenylephrine, Eucalyptol, Phenylpropanolamine. Create a potion with them. Don't worry, those ingredients won't harm you. They're meant to kill the diseases, not the good stuff inside you.

Paper bag: To collect the bird eggs in that you will steal from their nests.

Cardboard box: To keep the paper bag in until it is May. In Maygh, every bird will lay an aygg. Take paper bag out of box at 1st of May.

One apple seed: To burry into your yard. Get your hopes up to finally start growing that apple tree you always wanted.

Lariat: To catch unicorns. Details about catching unicorns will follow later. Obviously I want to catch the first one.

This is basically it. There isn't anything else you will have to use during the entire spring. Doesn't this make Spring awesome? I think it does.

6 comments:

Ben said...
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Ben said...

dude, great idea about that apple tree!

Tim said...

Ik was gisteren te zat om hierop te reageren, maar nu kan het wel. Dude, the fuck? Wa is dees?

Tim said...

It's about time all these Tim's disappear from this blög...

Tim said...

Only one can be the real Tim! I say let's fight for it..

Raf said...

yes, let's!