Cleaning Thanksgiving mess

Cleaning up a Thanksgiving mess is one of the most rewarding things there is if you're unemployed. While other people need to go to work the day after, you get to sleep late and when you finally do wake up, find that you do this in your natural environment. Mess, you see, is one of the few things an unemployed person feels really comfortable with. Not only does it remind him of the fact that he is still better than a leftover piece of pie, it also means he has something to do for the next four hours. This is why unemployed people start generating a mess around them, when in average life they might not be so keen on all the junk surrounding them. What is more, is that cleaning up a Thanksgiving mess is often a group thing to do. Since all unemployed people in a three mile radius gather to clean up each other's Thanksgiving mess together, this form of cleaning is an excellent way for unemployed people to meet other people in their situation -and preferably in an even worse one. Some people take a day off to clean after Thanksgiving or are on vacation already, but these people get less Thanksgiving Cleaning Respect Points (TCRP) from the Thanksgiving Cleaning Commission (TCC) since the Thanksgiving cleaning tradition has been created largely to help raise the self esteem of unemployed people. When Thanksgiving is on a Friday or Saturday no points are awarded and all people generally take care of their own mess. The interesting outcome of a recent study at the university of Dschang states that in these years unemployed people have 15% less success in their job search than in years when the Thanksgiving clean-up can be hanled by unemployed persons. I hope this post raises awareness on the matter of unemployed people and Thanksgiving clean-ups. The importance of the work should never be underestimated, so please book your next year's unemployed person in advance, to make his Thanksgiving worth saying thanks for.