Dirty Facebook: Read well

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That's right, it says: "you can dick through"

Hey bloggers, just showing my face

Don't listen to him, I'm the real Tim and nobody else. I've been driving up the number of blog visitors with a multiplication of 3 and think everyone likes the blog posts I've put up. Give me your support in the comments, so I can keep posting on here ^^ and don't let the police know where I am.

General excuses

Oh my God!

I just discovered someone hijacked my blog, that had gotten out of use throughout time.
Nothing that has been posted on this blog by my own account, neither contributions made by other persons - referring to the client 'Oostmalle', which I do not know - should be accounted for on my behalf. I have got nothing to do with these posts and am currently finding out how I can have them deleted by the Blogger personnel.
The abuse of my name has been taken into consideration by the police, and further violations will be targeted by the Belgian Computer Crime Force division.
Thank you for your patience, all indecent posts will be removed as soon as I regain control over this blög.

The actual Tim

Proving a point

point proven

What the hell is this

if you like this as a birthday present raise your hand

What the hell is this

If you like this raise your hand

Booze nothing wrong with Booze

I took the liberty of taking a booze test, but a different one than the facebook booze test, and I ended up with having a decent score, but those were silly questions. I answered the truth to all of them and ended up with what's probably the best range of all. Judged and found Not interesting

Famous Belgian Tits

he looks like it

What to do with a drunken sailor

when it's early in the morning?