Everybody! Spring has arrived in the jolly country of Belgium, which means we can all go out hunting unicorns again. Just a few things you'll need to start Spring.
Coughing medicine: Winter is leaving but it won't be leaving smooth! Or how would you like it if you were attending a fun party and suddenly you get asked to leave because some girl named April just arrived, telling everyone she thinks it's time for you to go, just because you look way too cool for her and it's making her uncomfortable? (which is like not a reason to ever leave a fun party. [While it
is a reason to leave a dull party]) Wouldn't you stick your tongue into her throat and donate all your germs? I would. Get some of the following ingredients. Dextromethorphan, Turpentine Oil, Camphor, Menthol, Guafenisen, Brompheniramine, Saliva, Antihistamine, Bourbon, Phenylephrine, Eucalyptol, Phenylpropanolamine. Create a potion with them. Don't worry, those ingredients won't harm you. They're meant to kill the diseases, not the good stuff inside you.
Paper bag: To collect the bird eggs in that you will steal from their nests.
Cardboard box: To keep the paper bag in until it is May. In Maygh, every bird will lay an aygg. Take paper bag out of box at 1st of May.
One apple seed: To burry into your yard. Get your hopes up to finally start growing that apple tree you always wanted.
Lariat: To catch unicorns. Details about catching unicorns will follow later. Obviously I want to catch the first one.
This is basically it. There isn't anything else you will have to use during the entire spring. Doesn't this make Spring awesome? I think it does.
Why should there always be talking in a conversation? Yet another excellent bro game, this time to be played over an audio connection. This can happen in your favorite chat programs, by calling from pc to pc, but also just by a simple old school phone call. Who said phone booths should have been destroyed when Jean-Luc Dehaene hit the 400lbs mark? The game starts whenever one bro speaks out the line 'eey, be quiet now eh?', after which both parties should stop talking, sneezing, coughing .. anything. Breathing is allowed, but only in silence. The first bro to start talking again loses. Obviously, you don't need to stay quiet the entire time. Stupid games are for kids. Fun games are for bros. Whenever a bro mentions 'now a pause' both bros can start talking again without any repercussions. However, if one bro speaks the words 'pause is over', then both should drop back to il silenzio.
All on the trail, let the fun trip begin! As I'm the official referee of about any game in the world, I will also be leading the group on Tim's Trail of Trees. Up to you blog-readers to finish the trail. At the end of the Tree Trail you'll find the real Tim waiting for you. Make sure you find all the treasures on the way along! But be careful, the woods are dangerous. Here we go.
