Hammelkuntz is underrated

There's nothing like going out and doing a good Hammelkuntz. Some people may disagree, but what do they know? Hammelkuntz is always fun when you put your mind to it. Sometimes it's fucked up, but never ever is it boring. I wish someone gave me a free ticket for a Hammelkuntz all nighter. Maybe Hammelkuntz should be called a 'party' instead, but then again, it's not really a party. It's more a figure of speech. The best Hammelkuntz is Hammelkuntz when you've looked forward to it all day and then it's everything you expected it to be with a few surprises added you didn't even consider. The worst Hammelkuntz is when some guy and a bald chick are participating. Nobody really cares for that, except the bald chick, but bald chicks don't deserve much respect if all they do is being bald. I pity bald chicks who shaved their head just for Hammelkuntz. That's just not what Hammelkuntz is all about. Let's all try to do more Hammelkuntz, you and me, m'kay?