Useful Links Series

Cause of the ever growing demands that our technocratic society imposes, people feel the urge these days to have all their favourite information collected in the places they most often visit, to make rapid decision making - the key to success in these hectic money making times - possible. That's why we created the Useful Links Series. These threads will lead you to the world's most appreciated websites. This is written in white and has no links y'all

Advertising Series: Papa Murphy's

This blog needs to make a living, so we're doing ads from now. Mail me if you're interested in advertising on this page. Papa Murphys sure did and now he's getting a boat load of customers. You're welcome Murph

Trains Series

This is the TSP-train, with IR110-connection that travels in South-Belgium, to evacuate Flemish citizens back home when the farmers down there start revolting again because they think they don't get enough money from us for the milk and broccoli they're selling. And then the Flemish army has to come and beat a few innocent Southerns down, so they have to stay in bed for five weeks, so all they can do is sleep, eat broccoli and make more babies with their fat but sexy wives, so the Flemish people don't have to worry that there won't be enough Southern slaves anymore to provide us from vegetables and shit. So this is the train.

Upside Down Series

˙ɹıɐɥɔ ɐ ƃuıɹq os ˙sɹıɐɥɔ ɥƃnouǝ ǝɹǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɟı pǝʇıʌuı ǝq ןןɐ pןnoʍ noʎ puɐ ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ ʎʇɹɐd ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ǝƃnɥ ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ

Chemistry Series: Quaternary ammonium cation

This is the structural diagram of Quaternary ammonium cation. Any or all of the R groups may be the same or different alkyl groups (ea methyl is an alkyl). Also, any of the R groups may be connected.

Slang Series, Back to 1920

Baby - sweetheart. Also denotes something of high value or respect.
Cash or check? - Do you kiss now or later?
Cat's Meow - Something splendid or stylish; similar to bee's knees; The best or greatest, wonderful.
Flat Tire - A dull witted, insipid, disappointing date. Same as pill, pickle, drag, rag, oilcan
Flapper - A stylish, brash, hedonistic young woman with short skirts & shorter hair

Simon Says Series

Everyone knows the Simon Says game. It will be a game on this blog from now on.
- When there's a picture of a Simon posted on this blog with a 'Simon says'-assignment on it, you have to do it.
- When there's a picture of a not-a-Simon posted with a 'Simon says'-assignment, you can't do it. If you do it, you're out of the game.
- When there's a picture of a Simon posted without a 'Simon says'-assignment on it, you also can't do it. If you get fooled and do it, you're out of the game.
I'll write the true/false Simon statement in the comment section each time, so always do (or don't do) the assignment first before you go take a look in the comments.

Alright, here goes:

Simon says take the same pose as Simon in the pic and stare at your computer screen for one minute. No typing, no talking.

Timon & Pumba

Wow! They really exist!

Antwerp Series: Bengal Fire

This is an older picture from Tribune 2 in Bosuilstadion, Deurne, from footballclub Royal Antwerp FC, the oldest club in the country. Back then it was still allowed to show off with the Bengal fireworks. These days, if you get caught, you get fined for what must be 5,000 euro's and you get a stadium ban. Too bad because it really looks amazing and it certainly adds up to the 'Hell of Deurne-Noord". They should make sure people are safe, and then light it on with supervision. More people would come see the football, I'm sure, and that's what it's all about.

Right now Antwerp is leading against the camels of Lierse in an away match. Hungarian Tibor Tisza scored his very first goal in the Antwerpjersey in his very first match for Antwerp after 15 minutes.

updates erased, let's just remember Tisza scored a beautiful goal. Stupid draw.

Murphy's Law Series: Finding Murphs

Meet Murphy 'Murph' Dunne from the great band Murph and the Magictones. He's one of the Murphy's Law victims, being named after the famous Edward Aloysius Murphy, Jr, the creator of Murphy's Law. Six friendly, but worried moms in Coopertown, Tennessee became impressed by the saying that "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong", and decided to name their first born sons Murph, to jinx the saying. This is One Murph. There are five more to find for me.

Fortune Cookie Series

True happiness makes us wise.

Skating Series: Gaps

A gap is something you jump over on your skateboard. It could be anything. Traditionally, it refers to actual gaps or stairs.

This right here is the famous Carlsbad Gap. Many famous skaters have used this gras gap, which is as long as the 11 step stair set right next to it. Believe me, this is tricky and slippery. I'll spare you from any further details.

The point is to gather all pictures of famous spots. The point is to educate.

Google Series: Americans

Let's take a look at the americans. They sure seem worried about their passports and visa

Astrology Series: Tarot Reading

You were hoping for things to happen in your emotional life? Well, this could be your day, dear Oostmallezoekt! With the combination of the dynamism with which the Chariot inspires you, and the opportunities offered by the Wheel of Fortune, you will be spoilt for choice… Stimulating encounters, new relationships, passionate exchanges with your significant other, you’ll be surrounded by love and warmth all day today! At work, you’ll find that things develop very nicely for you. The Wheel of Fortune will bring a few surprises and good news, and you can rely on the benign influence of Justice which will help you to take things in your stride, and not get overwhelmed. All that’s going to be very positive, because the combination of these two cards gives you a balance between chance and efficiency. This is the ideal moment to seize a wonderful opportunity that will help you to ameliorate your financial position.

Celebration Series: Neolithic Revolution

Today, it is exactly 12,009 years ago that the Neolithic Revolution took place. People stopped hunting and being nomads, instead switching to agriculture and settlement at once. Wow, what a day!

Animal Series: Bear Spotters II

One Bear spotted.
Total Bear score: 3

Emotions Series: Are you lonesome tonight?

You're not alone. Just keep living your life and try to find that special somebody to share those intimate moments with. The horizon, a tear, a kiss, music. Those can all create intense emotions. Even bad emotions can make you feel like you're alive lol

Make a wish for me

right now!

Pastry Series: Cheese Danish

This is called a Cheese Danish. Vanilla, cheese, egg, sugar are just a few of the many ingredients in this amazing piece of cookery. Great for breakfast!

Ball Series: Different Balls

This will be a new series about balls because there are so many different balls. This is an anti-stress ball. It's very useful when you can't keep still when you're supposed to. You take the soft ball (it's pretty small) in your hand and squeeze it to get rid of some stress. That's the official story. Truth is that it's mostly used as a toy, an advertising gadget or a relationship gift. Do you readers own a stress ball, would you like to, and would you give your bf/gf a stress ball? Yes, yes and yes.

Art Series

I don't know much about art, but sometimes i think it's pretty. The atmoshpere created in this painting by Vincent Van Gogh struck me. Terrasse du café le soir.

Stole this one

Yay guys, I stole this one from another blog so i didn't have to create a post of my own. didnt get cuaght yet so it's too easy ftw! Ok here it is have a fn read, no idea what it's about. Lemme know

Nope, I don't mean Christmas in July (a holiday celebrated solely by car dealerships in America). It's festival time in Europe and in Belgium, so I thought I would outline my as-yet favorite: the colossal Geentse Feesten (Ghent Festival).

This festival is so awesome that it is made up of not one but four actual festivals, making it the largest open air cultural festival in Europe. The entire city center is taken over by music, food, performers and hippie clothing stalls for what is called the "10 Days Off", when most of the festivals happen to overlap.

One of them is the International Puppet Busker festival, where these local kids were occupying some prime real estate. There were also a ton of regular buskers, such as a guy who was making animal balloons, and then proceeded to eat a blown up balloon. He was also wearing an inflatable glove on his head for no discernable reason. Luckily, there were also many other better acts there.

Unlike the puppet guys, who seemed to cater mainly to Flemish kids, the regular buskers almost all seemed to be from the UK. I can't say I'm too surprised, since I have never seen anyone give a street musician or performer money in Belgium. Not even the very clever guy who dresses himself like a statue and hides among the other statues on the side of the cathedral in Antwerp. I'm always slightly disappointed when I don't see him there, freaking out the tourists by jumping out at them.

There's also the world renowned Gent Jazz Festival, this year headlined by B.B. King. I didn't get to see the master play on Lucille this year, but I did get to see American jazz pianist Brad Mehldau. It was some of the best live jazz I've ever seen, and somehow even though he is a Florida native like me, Brad did his entire introduction in Dutch. People like that make me feel like a language retard, but then I looked it up and he's married to a Dutch woman (clearly cheating).

Today's the closing day of the festival, so if you didn't get a chance to check it out this year, tough cookies. Anyone want to come back with me next year?

Random Question Of The Day

QUESTION
what happens with a tie?

open for useful answers

Finding Mistakes

We all know life is about making and avoiding mistakes. I colored this up myself. Can you tell me about the mistakes I made?

LEAVE IT TO THE PORN STARS

Porn moves you should never use Part IV: The Facial

In porn movies, the most important scene is the one that contains the “money shot.” The moviemakers know their viewers want to see the moment of orgasm, and they usually want to see it all over the woman’s back, butt, chest or face. First of all, you should never, ever ejaculate anywhere on your partner without giving her prior warning. Also, the average girl does not like ejaculate on her face -- back, butt and breasts, fine. However, getting seminal fluid in the eye is not a good feeling, and it takes forever to get it out of her hair, so be considerate and make sure this is a porn move you never use in real life.

Animal Series: Bear Spotters

Two bears spotted.
Total Bear score: 2

Love advice

There's this emo girl that Tim likes. Should he become emo too or is it not a necessity to date emo chicks? His hair's already black and two days ago he was happy when he heard two girls say that the new Tokyo Hotel cd is out. Is it? Is it really? He said that. Should he give her his heart to get it broken again?

WARNING Don't open this page today

or WinReligion will get automatically installed on your computer. It's not a virus, but it's not a gimme either. You'll get wise en be going to church on sunday. To reverend Brown.

Vacation

Kay, I'm on vacation now till the 30th of August so I'll leave the posts to Oostmalle for a week. I'm off to Miami, I'll try to make a few UBdates when I'm there but can't promise anything. Internet connection in Miami is very unstable I have heard. Good luck to all of you here in Belgium!

The Love Bear

He is red from the love running through his veigns.

New dog problem

my new dog Frazier was eating honey from a beehive and then his playmate Ernest came out and got his paw stuck on Fraziers nose, anyone know hat do to?

Popular Series: American Dumbasses I

let this be a fun
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Picknick

Picknick tomorrow, Stadspark Antwerp, noon sharp. Who's joining me? Raise your hand

PANICK

omg i bought a van to earn some summer dollars but i forgot about the temperatures and now it tot'ly MELTED! What to do now? i guess i'll just come back to blogging
applause!

Redneck Chili

This week we have an instruction video on how to make Redneck Chili. Please enjoy!

It smells like victory!

How to make Napalm

Napalm is a sticky very flammable substance usually used in military incendiary (fire) devices and explosives. Very commonly utilized with flame throwers as fuel. It is desirable by the military because the fuel sticks to its target and is very difficult to remove, also it is difficult to use water to extinguish it since its oil component is not soluble, in a flame thrower device its high viscosity keeps it from dispersing as an aerosol such as with normal petrol at high pressue, that is you can throw it for a long distance from the flame thrower nozzle without it dispersing in short distances as normal petrol does. Finally the oil or polymer component of napalm burns for a lot longer than normal petrol. (the term petrol will be used instead of 'gas' to avoid confusion).

There are two primary ways to make napalm. One is to use soap and petrol. Generic soap bars are needed, that is basic soap without perfumery or hand cream additives. The soap is shredded using a food shredder and equal volumes of soap and car petrol (half/half) are added together and stirred until thick and sticky. This can be placed in a container and pressurized through a spray nozzle using compressed air.

The other technique used is to use motor oil instead of soap. This is a better solution since motor oil is in liquid form and is stirred easily into petrol.

The fuel and the oil should all be highly flammable. Other white fuels can be used instead of car petrol but these will have to be very flammable such as diesel fuel. For simpler applications the less flammable white fuels can be used but for use with explosives petrol is a better solution as it reacts better to the explosive driver and is directed to its final destination more effectively than with viscous white fuels.